Ok, so sometimes we're a little slow, but we usually deliver the goods so quit your bitchin'! Gear up for part one of our look at this Halloween season's biggest hits and misses.

That's right, dear listeners! Strap in for over an hour and a half of witty banter, ridiculous rants, general profanity, and a heaping of dick jokes as we talk up Pandorum, Sorority Row, Zombieland, Survival of the Dead, Paranormal Activity, and more! The usual suspects -- myself, Andrew, Buz, Foy, and MattFini -- are on tap to give it to you straight whether you like it or not!