The first Dinner for Fiends of 2012 is here, and what a way to begin the new year! A defiant Uncle Creepy braces himself before a firing squad of his peers as he stands alone in his defense of the universally reviled The Devil Inside. It’s just like 12 Angry Men except with five people on a podcast arguing about a found footage flick and nobody’s mind gets changed in the end.

After Creepy survives his trial by fire, without warning, Matt Fini, Buz, and Andrew Kasch turn into quivering, squealing schoolgirls at a Justin Bieber movie discussing their volcanic love for David Fincher’s The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

From there yours truly, The Foywonder, teams with Uncle Creepy to discuss the utterly asinine 3D invisible alien flick The Darkest Hour.

We’ll also tell you about some of the Christmas gifts we got each other before finishing off the show with a slew of reader mail, some of which actually manages to be coherent.

Let’s get ready to rumble!