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  Walk the red carpet in glitz and glamour with Dipperz and Danity Kane! This week, Sarah and Lauren recount the sordid and scandalous story of the creation of one of the quintessential girl groups of the early 2000's. Appearing on the TV show Making the Band gave these young, talented and ambitious performers a chance at stardom, but at what cost? Danity Kane was active between 2005 and 2020 and included Aubrey O'Day, Dawn Richard, Shannon Bex, Wanita "D. Woods" Woodgett, and Aundrea Fimbres. FEATURING: a whole lot of Di**y hate, a surprising analysis of some favorite holiday songs, low-rise jeans and layered tank tops, a physiological discussion of Frosty the Snowman's "balls", linguistic implications in the song Low by Flo Rida, and a taste of the sparkling wit you need to launch you into the new year in style!  BONUS: poetry! 

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  Strap on that flannel and cozy socks, we're in for a wicked pissah! This week, the Dipperz head east and Sarah watches while Lauren embarrasses herself and the citizens of Maine with a horrible caricature of their accent. Page through the winter L.L. Bean catalogue and discover a little bit about the history of this well-loved outdoor outfitter and purveyor of all things canvas and monogrammed. Featuring: lore, legends and lobstah, the origins of Hunter Green, Lesbians Love Bean, build-a-bean fit with the Dipperz, peaceful fireside  ambiance, and MORE! BONUS: timeless classics. 

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  "Life is pain. Get used to it!" Happy Crisis from Dipperz! We want to send a huge thank you to our patrons and all our listeners for another fantastic year of pod. This week, Sarah and Lauren take on the CIA and trans-national rapey dipsticks right along with Charly Baltimore in The Long Kiss Goodnight. This 1996 action-thriller-Christmas movie is a fountain of the most amazing lines and some incredible action and eye makeup, and the Dipperz are lacing up their spy-ce skates as Geena Davis and Samuel L. Jackson take on the worst villains you can imagine. This movie truly does have it all, and you're going to hear about it. Featuring: no, not Arnold Schwarzenegger, nope, not that one either, another fresh and warm batch of improvised songs, terrible, horrible men and MORE! BONUS: SPOILERS!

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 'Tis the season for sodium and snacks! Gather round the hors-d'oeuvres with the Dipperz and peruse all the midwest has to offer in the Wisconsin Cheeseman catalog! Sarah and Lauren are namin' nuts and cheesin' tough in this week's tasty dip. Listen along while you prep for your party and make it through this holiday season. The Dipperz got you, y'all! Happy Sparkle Season! 

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  How are you? Well, the Dipperz are doing their best and they hope that you are too. Did you grow up in the mall? Do you categorize your malls in terms of size and quality? Do you want to go to the mall? Sarah and Lauren tackle these questions and many more as they take a trip down mall memory lane and take on hot tops like: names of things, charm, yesterday and today, Belk, walking around all sippy-slurpy, local chocolates, SANTA!, third places, rain bonnets and MORE! BONUS: Lauren's bisexual youtube algorithm. 

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  All families are crazy in their own special way, and this week the Dipperz are celebrating the Larson family and Home for the Holidays. Jodie Foster's sophomore directorial project that received mixed reviews when released but has since become a bit of a holiday classic. Wet your whistle along with Sarah and Lauren as they take you on a disorganized romp around Baltimore and the dynamics of this dysfunctional and endearing family. FEATURING: really folksy and earnest ladies, Leo Fish, a new feeling of freedom, egg, nutri-turkey, Mrs. Robbinson, and MORE! BONUS: Geena Davis please email us!

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  Thanks for choosing Dipperz, did you make your order through our app today? Add a caramel apple drizzle to any episode for only $1 more! This week, the Dips are too dipressed to cook, so they're stopping at the drive thru on the way home. Featuring: a red meat phase, at least four cheeses, marketing of days gone by, Henny straight in your mouth, at least 15 ketchup packets but no napkins, an unquenchable zest for life and MORE! BONUS: the only Taco Time that matters. 

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  Viva Las Vegas and Viva Dipperz! This week, hop on the fun train with Sarah, Lauren and their special guests Katie, Nani and Vanessa as they head to the sunny and manic streets of Sin City to celebrate a special occasion...Lauren's 45th birthday! Stay at the charming Flamingo in the middle of the Strip with the Dipperz and their favorite babes. If you need a getaway from it all this week, this is the episode for you! Tchotchkes! Crowds! Fragrances! Dinner! Brunch! Slots a' Fun! Couples! Lisa Vanderpump! BONUS: the people at the pool! BONUS BONUS: the weed store!

The Dipperz are sending you a big hug <3 

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  Stay up way too late with the Dipz as they FREAK OUT about urban legends and things that go bump in the night! Lauren and Sarah explore the netherworld and summon the scariest ghouls and phantasms from beyond the realm of the living. No one is safe from the nightmares that await you! AHAHHAHHAAHAHAHA! Featuring: something in your eye, antagonizing your parents with photography, the magic is what keeps us hopeful!, you are what you eat, a porno, a trust fall with random strangers, Rod Stewart and MORE! 

BONUS: ZARDULU
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Have you ever dreamt of living the life of a touring musician, and being one with the magical elixir of creativity as you adventure far and wide? Do you wanna rock? THIS IS YOUR CHANCE, DIPPERZ! This week, Sarah fills you in on all the details of being on the road throughout the West Coast with her band Nudity; Vivienne, Rachel, Sam and Abby with Joaquin on live visuals and moral support. Get in the van and get in on the action, we're going on tour! 

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