Rating: teen and up

Warnings: none apply

Pairing: Dirk/Todd

Summary: He’s imagined this moment so often that it feels like he just doing it again, waking up with a hangover next to Dirk Gently.

And Dirk’s naked.

He lifts up the blanket briefly, just to be sure, and there it is, the world’s most treasured bum, bare as the day he was born. That is, if he was born, which is still in contention