Podfic of ⁠Real House by ⁠i_loved_you

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, Implied referenced non-con, Implied referenced torture

Pairing: Bruce Wayne/Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne & Clark Kent

Cover art: Photo by ⁠Simon Delalande ⁠on ⁠Unsplash⁠ Edit by Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Summary: “I wanted to be an astronomer," Clark spoke. “As a kid,” he added. His voice was cracked from screaming and his throat raspy. His words were not loud enough to echo, even empty as the space was.

Bruce’s rhythmic breathing was disrupted–he must have been meditating. Giving up on the pretense of sleep, Bruce rolled so his back was no longer facing Clark, stared back at him across the small room. “Yeah?” he asked. His voice was not cracked from screaming–rather, raw from crying.

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Missing scene from Bruce's and Clark's time captured in Lubania

A note about Music: Spotify is hitting my account with copyright things for using music in front of podfics. A lot of the time I agonize over the music to use for these podfics and I consider it part of the art of creating them. If you want to hear the music intro, go to the link below to listen on AO3. If not, please go listen to the song Real House by Adrianne Lenker (linked in the episode) to set the mood for the story

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hey guys here are two alternate places (that aren't archive of our own) to find my podfic. first the audio fic archive this links directly to my profile. you can use advanced search to look for specific fandoms. if you type in the fandom and my username in it, it will only show my works, but there are tons of talented podficcer there so take a look around. you can both download and stream the files on this website.

the second way is my personal ftp server. it is kindly hosted by paraka, and they host a lot of other podficcer so sometimes it goes down due to high traffic volume. If it says the site is unreachable, try again later. It is sorted by fandom, but it does not have summaries, just the files. To download you can right click on the file and say download (it is not https so your computer will say it is insecure and you will have to tell it you want to download it manually) or you can click through and listen to it streaming. but if you exit the streaming window and come back it will not remember where you were in the audio file

update on where the missing audio files have gone and where to access them.

if you cannot access AO3 you can also find all of my podfic here https://audiofic.jinjurly.com/category/ (easy browsing) or here (harder browsing, no summaries etc) https://dr-fumbles-mcstupid.parakaproductions.com/Podfic/

Podfic of ⁠⁠⁠Beginning to Blur by Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic depictions of Violence, Major Character Death

Readers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Pairing:  Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham,

Cover art: ⁠ Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Music: Grubbery (cooked to perfection) - Stolen Babies

Summary: The man pulled a knife from his pocket and pierced his palm, blood

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Will is finally out from the BSHCI.

Hannibal has done something drastic

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Podfic of ⁠Little Wolf (the boy's got the devil in him)⁠ by ⁠thereluctantshipper⁠.

Rating: Mature

Warnings: None Apply

Readers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Pairing:  Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham,

Cover art: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, Photo by ⁠Albert⁠ on ⁠Unsplash,⁠

Music: Got the Devil - Darnell Boys

Summary: Will Graham smells like several dogs (more than five, probably fewer than ten), the vague dust and paper scent of a classroom, and absolutely atrocious aftershave, none of which are particularly interesting, aside from the man they cling to. Will himself, of course, is very interesting.

Even moreso is the scent of brimstone, fire, and some brand of sour gummy candy abomination that also lingers around him.

Dr. Hannibal Lecter has a secret. Will is willing to bet that his own secret is more interesting, and cuter to boot.

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Podfic of in all my dreams i drown by abstracteevee.

Rating: Teen and up

Warnings: chose not to use warnings

Readers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Pairing:  Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham, pre-slash

Cover art: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid,

Music: In All My Dreams I Drown - The Devil's carnival

Summary: Will recounts a memory in therapy.

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Podfic of Little Wolf (the boy's got the devil in him) by thereluctantshipper.

Rating: Mature

Warnings: None Apply

Readers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Pairing:  Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham,

Cover art: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, Photo by Albert on Unsplash,

Music: Got the Devil - Darnell Boys

Summary: Will Graham smells like several dogs (more than five, probably fewer than ten), the vague dust and paper scent of a classroom, and absolutely atrocious aftershave, none of which are particularly interesting, aside from the man they cling to. Will himself, of course, is very interesting.

Even moreso is the scent of brimstone, fire, and some brand of sour gummy candy abomination that also lingers around him.

Dr. Hannibal Lecter has a secret. Will is willing to bet that his own secret is more interesting, and cuter to boot.

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Podfic of ⁠their beaks not yet turned red⁠ by ⁠chaparral_crown⁠.

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence,

Readers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Pairing:  Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham,

Cover art: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Summary: Will stares at the bird. The bird stares back. In its beak, a very finely embroidered cloth, and in that, the tiniest of soft fists pushing forward from a folded corner.

“Don’t you dare,” Will says, crouching, hand that is not currently cradling an overly large pour of whiskey pointed at the bird to ward it off.

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After Hannibal is arrested and the trial dates are set, the stork visits Will Graham. With it, it brings a baby, a legally binding birth certificate, and a hope chest full of gifts for her. Nobody except Will thinks this is weird.

(Alternatively, what if the Scarlet Letter was a dark romantic comedy?)

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Podfic of their beaks not yet turned red by chaparral_crown.

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence,

Readers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Pairing:  Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham,

Cover art: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Summary: Will stares at the bird. The bird stares back. In its beak, a very finely embroidered cloth, and in that, the tiniest of soft fists pushing forward from a folded corner.

“Don’t you dare,” Will says, crouching, hand that is not currently cradling an overly large pour of whiskey pointed at the bird to ward it off.

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After Hannibal is arrested and the trial dates are set, the stork visits Will Graham. With it, it brings a baby, a legally binding birth certificate, and a hope chest full of gifts for her. Nobody except Will thinks this is weird.

(Alternatively, what if the Scarlet Letter was a dark romantic comedy?)

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Podfic of shaken from bell towers to our shoulders by chaparral_crown.

Rating: Creator chose not to use archive warnings

Warnings: None Apply

Readers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Pairing:  Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham,

Cover art: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Summary: It is said at a holiday party that Will Graham is the least likely of all the FBI and Quantico staff to ever seriously consider having sex with a co-worker.

But the universe likes a challenge, at least one co-worker is on the radar, and allergy season is nigh.

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