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Podfic of shaken from bell towers to our shoulders by chaparral_crown.

Rating: Creator chose not to use archive warnings

Warnings: None Apply

Readers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Pairing:  Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham,

Cover art: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Summary: It is said at a holiday party that Will Graham is the least likely of all the FBI and Quantico staff to ever seriously consider having sex with a co-worker.

But the universe likes a challenge, at least one co-worker is on the radar, and allergy season is nigh.

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Podfic of acquaint ourselves with vice by chaparral_crown.

Rating: Teen and up

Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence,

Readers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Pairing:  Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham,

Cover art: WingedWords

Summary: Garret Jacob Hobbs dies in an ignominious pool of his wife's and daughter’s blood - it takes ten gunshots to do it. Will jokes privately to himself, which is to say he jokes to Evangeline at his side who he knows will understand because she is him, panting around her red mouth, that while he previously did not think he needed glasses, maybe he does now.

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Will Graham's hiding in a polite shell. His daemon is not. After the death of the Minnesota Shrike, it is advised that he seek professional help in resolving that.

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Podfic of We All Chase After A Few Dying Stars by losingmymindtonight.

Rating: Teen and Up

Warnings:
Mental Health Issues, Depression, Social Anxiety, Dissociation, suicidal ideations

Readers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Pairing:  Gen

Cover art: Cover by Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Summary: (Sometimes, it begins like this.)
Peter wakes up, and he can feel the bad day prying at his chest.

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Podfic of ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Il Faut Souffrir Pour Être Beau⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠The_Clever_Magpie (Metal_mako_dragon)⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.

Rating: explicit

Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, canon typical violence, Miscarriage, torture, psychological trauma, absent parent, hysterectomy, depression, previous suicide attempt

Readers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Pairing:  Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham, OMC/Will Graham

Music: This Big Hush - Shriekback

Cover art: Cover by Dr_Fumbles_McStupid Photo by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Ben Garratt⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Unsplash⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Summary: Because for Will Graham it was not about choosing to suffer, but suffering through a choice. He just wasn't sure, as he poured the painfully green Agent Starling a bitter cup of black coffee in his Florida kitchenette, whether this particular choice would be painful or affirming.

"And what exactly makes you think I'll be any help?" he asked.

"Because you know him better than anyone," she said, sipping politely, "and because, personally, I think you're the reason he ran in the first place."

He'd give her points for creativity, but as far as he was concerned she had a lot to learn about the inner workings and desires of Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

AU Omega-verse. Will&Hannibal previous marriage, child.

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Podfic of haarlem by spqr.

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No archive warnings apply

Readers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Pairing:  Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham,

Cover art: Cover by Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Summary:“Hannibal,” he thinks he says. He gets told later that he doesn’t really say it at all, but that the entire police station—most of which is waiting outside in the rainy parking lot—hears his voice clattering around inside their skulls like someone standing on a roof banging pots and pans and screaming at the top of his lungs: HANNIBAL, HANNIBAL, HANNIBAL.

[or: rude, exhausted telepath Will Graham]

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Podfic of Un Ultimo Pasto by TheCosmicPebble.

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, Major Charachter death

Readers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Pairing:  Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham,

Cover art: Cover by Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Summary:What happened at the dinner table the night Bedelia Du Marier died. Work for WHUMP WARS on the FAD server!!!

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Podfic of ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Birds of a Feather⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dr_Fumbles_McStupid⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Rating: General audiences

Warnings: None Apply

Readers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Pairing:  Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham,

Cover art: Cover by Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Summary: Will Graham's soulmate goose comes to him as a teenager, and he goes through a decade of life waiting for it to lead him to his soulmate.

Hannibal wanted a goose as a child, but as time went on and they never came, he decided he was better off without a soulmate or a goose to help Hannibal find them.

Both men are resigned to never finding their match, and Hannibal has convinced himself of the fact that his life would be bette without one.

A meeting arranged by Jack Crawford changing everything in a tornado of chaos and goose inflicted violence.

Of the Hannigrahm soulmate goose enforcement fic nobody asked for.

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Podfic of A Proposal Is A Promise Your Heart Makes by TheSilverQueen.

Rating: Teen and up

Warnings: None Apply

Readers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Pairing:  Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham,

cover by Dr_Fumbles_McStupid Photo by Shoeib Abolhassani on Unsplash

Summary: Years ago, a young Will Graham met a young Hannibal Lecter in Italy, fell in love, and promised to marry him – until he discovered Hannibal’s secret and ran away. Unfortunately, marriage promises are not so easily forgotten in a world where they create unbreakable red rings … and where everyone must marry by age 35. When Hannibal nears his 35th birthday, he comes calling upon Will to fulfill his promise.

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Podfic of ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Kindling by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dr_Fumbles_McStupid⁠⁠⁠ & Artemiaz

Rating: Teen and Up

Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence,

Readers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Pairing:  Hannibal Lecter & Will Graham,

Cover art: Cover by Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Summary: Prompt: "You need to rest now. Don't move."

You are not yet ready.” His voice crackles like a frozen lake breaking, sucking him in and casting him in an all encompassing cold. Will wants to speak– to ask what he must do, but his vocal cords do not work. They have been melted by the fire that birthed him.

The creature runs a gentle hand up his back in a caress so soft it is like a whisper. The whisper turns to a scream, obsidian fingers push him forward, and he falls.

Will’s cries ring out as he hits the bottom of the pit.

Then all he knows is pain.

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Podfic of ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠With Eyes So Bright They Burn⁠⁠ by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dr_Fumbles_McStupid⁠⁠

Rating: explicit

Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence,

Readers: Dr_Fumbles_McStupid

Pairing:  Hannibal Lecter/Will Graham,

Cover art: Cover by Dr_Fumbles_McStupid Photo by ⁠⁠Marko Blažević⁠⁠ on ⁠⁠Unsplash⁠⁠

Summary: A string of violent murders brings will into a world he didn't believe existed. With a murderous Fae looking for her stolen son, and different sides vying to keep her from him, how Will Will graham keep the child safe.

Change is on the horizon for Will Graham, and Hannibal is there to hasten it's coming.

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