Dirty Nerdy Chinese with Rui

My crush likes JapaneseClass 101 host. I am so jealous. 
So here I decided to vent it out.

I am not as cute as her…..But I can be Spicy? haha

Thank you for all the audiences' cheering for me!

I sometimes perform stand-up at bars in Tokyo.

Here I would love to share with you guys~

Let me know if you like it or not~

一间房间room
一杯酒alcohol
一本书 book
一部电影 movie
一件衣服 upper clothes
一条裤子 pants
一双pair of袜子
一层layer奶油cream/巧克力酱chocolate sauce
一滴drop汗/泪 sweat/tear
一堆精子 semen
一根penis
一对睾丸/蛋balls
做爱是一套set
做了一场爱 make love

Sentence Pattern for Complaining with Angry Emotion

• Verb*3， 还Verb   Angry Level：5/10
• Verb+什么+Verb  Angry Level: 6/10
• Verb+你个头          Angry Level:7/10

If you wanna complain  Chinese partner about their shopping,

• 买买买， 还买？Buy buy buy, buy it again?
• 买什么买？buy what buy?
• 买你个头！ buy you a head!

If you wanna complain Chinese partner about asking too much sex,

• 做做做， 还做？ Make  Make  Make, Make  it again?
• 做什么做？ Make what  Make ?
• 做你个头！ Make you a head!