"There's nothing wrong with fucking to Dolly Parton." -Madeira Darling

This episode is part two of a two part interview with Satanic Faith Community Leaders Damian Rath and Madeira Darling. 

Damian Rath is a professional Master and phone sex operator. He specializes in Satanic domination, hypnosis, humiliation, heavy sadism, feminization, and bisexual encouragement. He draws on more than a decade of kink scene experience, as well as training in creative writing, theater, and theology. When he isn't busy tormenting submissives, he enjoys horror films, live music, and the study and practice of occultism.

Madeira Darling is a professional dominatrix, stand up comic, erotic author and Satanic Priestess residing with her husband, a black cat, a massive pitbull and an antique china hutch in a giallo cinema inspired apartment in Providence Rhode Island.  

In this episode we discuss:

• The perils of San Francisco's most notorious lesbian bar

Relevant links:

Damian's Niteflirt

Madeira's Niteflirt

SoMa novel

Nitzer Ebb's "Join in the Chant"

Ballad of Ho Chi Minh

Show email: [email protected]

"When it comes to incubi and succubi, I tell them that those demons are going to show up if they want to. They will show up if they fucking feel like it, and not otherwise." -Damian Rath

This episode is part one of a two part interview with Satanic Faith Community Leaders and Sex Worker Power Couple Damian Rath and Madeira Darling. 

Damian Rath is a professional Master and phone sex operator. He specializes in Satanic domination, hypnosis, humiliation, heavy sadism, feminization, and bisexual encouragement. He draws on more than a decade of kink scene experience, as well as training in creative writing, theater, and theology. When he isn't busy tormenting submissives, he enjoys horror films, live music, and the study and practice of occultism.

Madeira Darling is a professional dominatrix, stand up comic, erotic author and Satanic Priestess residing with her husband, a black cat, a massive pitbull and an antique china hutch in a giallo cinema inspired apartment in Providence Rhode Island.  

In this episode we discuss:

• Historical descriptions of the Devil's penis

Stay tuned for Part Two, in two weeks!

Relevant links:

Damian's Niteflirt

Madeira's Niteflirt

Sommore's "Dickmotized" bit

The Motley Crue Burrito story

365 Days movie

Stigmata movie

Show email: [email protected]

"People are lied to out of politeness. Am I blunt, or are you so lied to on a consistent basis that what I say sounds harsher?" -Elyse Elaine

This week I am interviewing Burlesque Goddess Elyse Elaine!

Hailing from the bay area, Elyse Elaine came onto the scene in Oct. 2011 as a burlesque performer and Co-producer of Womanopoly SF. 9 years later she resides in Las Vegas as a radio host at Hot 702.5FM, a core member of burlesque troupe HAUS OF GLAMOUR, and a model/muse for local artists and photographers. Known for bringing raw sex appeal and GLAMOUR, Elyse is RAUNCH IN ITS FINEST FORM. 

Episode highlights include:

-Burlesque as sex magick 

-The problem with uneven accountability for sexual predators across racial lines 

-Elyse's recipe for an E-40 Slurricane cocktail

-A dreamy bookstore date 

-How 2 Chainz got the nickname "Tity Boi"

-What does it really mean when someone offers to buy you a drink?

Relevant links:

Elyse's Instagram

2 of a Kind Radio Instagram

The Haunting on Hill House book 

Out novel

Show email: [email protected] 

"This is what love looks like for a wheelchair user, to travel across the world to climb some stairs for someone." 

This time, we dive deep with Bethany Stevens, MA, JD. Bethany is a wheelchair using white cis (AFAB), pronouns (she/her), queer sexologist and sociology doctoral student in Sociology at Georgia State University. She’s writing her dissertation about the politics of pleasure within the history of the disability rights movement in the United States, particularly focusing on discourses of disability resistance and pleasure politics presented in the Netflix and Obama production teamed documentary Crip Camp (2020). Her other research and activism has centered on ableism impacting sexual and reproductive health of disabled people, prevention of sexual violence, transability, and the radical possibilities of sexual communication. 

Episode highlights include:

Getting one's dicks in a row 

Libra Bethany was (unsuccessfully) engineered to be a Scorpio by her Pisces parents (!?)

The importance of extending eroticism beyond the genital zone (for EVERYONE!)

A regrettable threesome with a law school ambassador 

Reenacting the Odessa Steps scene from Battleship Potemkin as an act of love

Using bungee cords to make sex toys accessible

Relevant links: 

Bethany's instagram, where you can view the Corona Look of the Day Project

Show email: [email protected] 

Our theme music is "Euphoria" by Decek.

Friend of the pod and previous guest author Lisa Carver returns for a bonus episode, where she talks about her time spent on Meetic, the French version of Match.com, where she is being wooed by numerous suitors in preparation for her upcoming romantic 3 month trip to Paris! 

Episode Highlights Include:

-Lisa is accused of being a "Tourist of Love" by French men, who find her "thrilling" 

-The time that Venus manifested a date with a sexy Osama Bin Laden lookalike in Iceland

-Lisa was catfished by a British man pretending to be French! 

-The appeal of a man in a jaunty scarf 

-A discussion of "Paris Syndrome," an psychosomatic condition in which visceral disillusionment with Paris may lead to paranoia, vomiting, and hallucination

Support Lisa on Patreon to follow her adventures in France! 

-The trials and tribulations of using Tinder while fat 

-Embracing homewrecking as sexual fetish 

-What it's like to date as a porn star 

-Is Peter Steele actually Tommy Wiseau? 

Follow Alexxxis on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlexxxisAllure

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So, let’s just address the elephant in the room when it comes to Jamie Dewolf:

It’s an open secret that while he is a vocal opponent of Scientology, he is indeed the great grandson of the notorious L. Ron Hubbard. And much like his forebear, he’s a dangerously charismatic redhead who has amassed a cult of devoted followers. However, Jamie has used his powers for good not ill, building a successful career as a writer, performer, and filmmaker. He’s written and performed with inmates at San Quentin Penitentiary, won “Performance of the Year” by NPR’s Snap Judgment, was voted “Best Poet” and “Best Filmmaker” from the East Bay Express, and has lead writing workshops at over 90 universities, high schools and juvenile detention facilities nation-wide. As one of the most in demand hosts in the Bay Area and beyond, he’s a regular ringmaster and curator for circus troupes, vaudeville showcases and music festivals across the U.S., and has produced and hosted the variety show Tourettes Without Regrets, now known as The Rumpus and Ruckus Revival, for over twenty years. 

We've been friends since we used to smoke cigarettes in cemeteries as teenagers, and Jamie allowed me to do a deep dive into his sordid romantic past. Some highlights include:

-How Jamie's worst date ever almost ended in death and dismemberment

-Why every Scorpio has a scorpion tattoo

-Being haunted by "ghost groupies" 

-Jamie's problematic crush on Ivanka Trump

...and much more

Relevant links:

Battery's industrial cover of Gangsta's Paradise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBr2Wm7yPlw

Veronica Compton: https://criminalminds.fandom.com/wiki/Veronica_Compton

Jamie's Website: https://www.jamiedewolf.com/

Jamie's Instagram: @jamiedewolf

Show email: [email protected] 

Big thanks to Jamie for being our guest, our graphic designer Pedro Recio, and Decek, who composed our sexy theme song "Euphoria".

Alexxxis Allure is a stunning Vegas-based BBW adult performer, known for her bubbly personality, alternative style, and sexy curves! She makes a cameo appearance in Pauly Shore's new comedy film Guest House, which was released on streaming platforms on 9/4. Pauly Shore frequently mentions his love for BBWs in this film, which is made extra apparent during the scene in which Alexxxis and Pauly get it on in a sex swing in his red-lit stoner den! 

We talk about how we met ("you were the girl with blue hair and glitter on her titties!"), the difference between working on porn sets vs. Hollywood film sets, and what it's like to have simulated sex with Pauly Shore.

Relevant links:

Guest House Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoXFhob6AmI

Follow Alexxxis on Twitter: https://twitter.com/AlexxxisAllure

Subscribe to Alexxxis's OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/alexxxisallure

Support Dirty Panties on Patreon: http://www.dirtypantiespodcast.com

Venus’s Instagram: @bbwvenusvalentine

Venus’s other projects: https://linktr.ee/VenusValentine

Email: [email protected] 

Lisa Carver began her career in the 1980s as a founding member of the touring performance troupe Suckdog, notorious for their noise music operas that involved aggressive audience participation. 

In the 1990s she published the seminal zine Rollerderby, which highlighted the works of many prominent underground artists and musicians, myself included. 

In the 21st century she has written 15 books, including Dancing Queen: A lusty look at the American Dream, her autobiography Drugs Are Nice, and most recently I Love Art, which contains 105 reflections on phenomena ranging from Shia Leboeuf to Legos to the Bible. 

Lisa Carver is a living legend and was a personal inspiration to me as a young writer in the 1990s. We met via a fateful phone call in 1994, and reconnected in Las Vegas in 2019, where we conducted this in-person a year later.

While Lisa has always been extremely public about her private life, we dive even deeper, and discuss: 

-How we met (Lisa asked Venus for a drawing of her genitalia)

-The erotic appeal of Willem Dafoe's wizened chest 

-Is it better to not be friends with the people you fuck? 

-Lisa's complicated relationship with guided meditations

...and much more

Relevant links:

The Lighthouse (Movie): https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7984734/

I Love Art, Lisa's newest book: https://www.tigerbeepress.com/store/p20/I_Love_Art.html

Lisa's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/LisaCarver

Venus’s Instagram: @bbwvenusvalentine

Venus’s other projects: https://linktr.ee/VenusValentine

Download free show transcripts and support us on Patreon: http://www.dirtypantiespodcast.com

Email: [email protected] 

Big thanks to our Sound Engineer Kirstin Johnson, our graphic designer Pedro Recio, and Decek, who composed our sexy theme song "Euphoria".