Disappointment Personified

By Disappointment Personified

Nobodies Chris (aka Krowned Kris) and Alex (aka Bryan Love) try to be funny with no promises. You don't listen to a podcast with "disappointment" in the name and expect your wildest dreams to come tru... more

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How many episodes does Disappointment Personified have?

The podcast currently has 25 episodes available.

Disappointment Personified episodes:

April 02, 2024 DP Ep. 24 "Empathy Through Slavery"
Krowned Kris and Bryan Love have postponed the rematch rap battle to April 14th, please tune in for that! In the meantime, Krowned Kris starts the show with throw-away bars not going to be used during the battle. He brings an interesting site to Bryan's attention, one that sends shit.. literal shit... Anonymously to wherever you want and he pushes the boundaries of AI. Bryan Love and Krowned Kris both discuss their interesting Friday's. Krowned Kris debuts the second Disappointing Interview with Will-In-Nator. Finally, Bryan Love, being inspired by the improv, wanted to do improv using Cards Against Humanity cards. Shout out to our sponsor "Gas Spray" for today's episode! Follow us on our Meta page for extra updates surrounding the podcast and on our meme page "Disappointment Personified HD".
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1h 52min
March 10, 2024 DP Ep. 23 "George Floyd's Autobiography" (Ft. Claire and Will-in-nator)
In this 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘳𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 episode we bring a new guest, Will-in-nator, and his insane stories about Job Corps and almost getting killed during sex. Bryan Love brings an insane news article about a Hooters waitress who goes above and beyond to "season" her customers food. Krowned Kris brings multiple porn-related topics like funny comments on porn and the little game "Porn or Not Porn?" If you've enjoyed this episode, please follow us on whatever you listen to. Our logo competition is still underway, 100$ to the winner! Send your submission to our Meta page "Disappointment Personified" to join! Please tune in to our battle rap rematch episode being posted on Easter!
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2h 2min
March 05, 2024 DP Ep. 22 "Because They Steal The Green Cards"
In honor of Black History Month, we are posting this podcast on BPT aka late as fuck! Krowned Kris took the reins, or should we say whips, in this episode. He provided just about every distasteful black topic he could think of: from his favorite "black" actors, to a new Black History Month exclusive segment titled "Are They Black?", to creating an official N-word pass, and many more things that make Bryan Love feel ashamed to call him a friend. Shout out to our sponsor (not real) for the episode "Colorless". We are still running our contest for a new logo, so please message the Meta page "Disappointment Personified" with your entry to possibly win 100$!
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1h 41min
February 12, 2024 DP - Ep. 21 "Fan Duel For Wars"
We are BACK... again. We know how much you've all been missing us and we can't keep our dedicated fans waiting. Do not worry, we catch you up to speed with what's been going on. Krowned Kris and Bryan Love start out by talking about the direction of the podcast moving forward (with a few tangents here and there). This includes a competition for 100$ if you can create a logo for Disappointment Personified! Please submit your entries to the Disappointment Personified Facebook page! Besides the boring details about podcasting and blah blah blah, Krowned Kris catches Bryan Love up to speed with a totally accurate recap of the playoffs leading up to the superbowl. Krowned Kris gives Bryan Love his annual performance review. There's a new segment we have called "A Disappointing Interview". Last but not least, Bryan Love tells Krowned Kris about a couple of Darwin Awards. Shout out to our sponsors "The League of Extraordinary Nappers" and the "Consortium of Conspiracy Theorist"!
If you enjoyed this episode, please follow us and stay tuned for the next in two weeks, now dropping every other sunday! Also, dont forget to check out the Facebook page "Disappointment Personified" so you can comment on Bryan Loves performance review and tell us who YOU think is the funnier host.
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1h 50min
May 26, 2023 DP - Ep. 20 "Spoiled Milk Looking Ass MotherF*****" (Ft. L3thality)
We are BACK! If you've been waiting for us, let us know because we KNOW that nobody has :^) For our return podcast, Krowned Kris and Bryan Love, accompanied by L3thality, preform a rap battle with L3thal as judge. Next, we do a new segment titled "Do you know the D?" Finally, we partake in some Souless Comedy yet again. Check out the Facebook Page "Disappointment Personified" for, not only updates on new episodes but, the NSFW hand-drawn pictures my good buddy Sink drew. If you like us or are extremely disappointed in us, give us a like or slide in our DM's on the Facebook page and check out our YouTube channel "Disappointment Personified Podcast".
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1h 34min
December 05, 2020 DP - Ep. 19 "Aww Yeah In Brail on Your Forehead" (Ft. Jay and Claire)
Another first time experience as Krowned Kris and Bryan Love try acid for the first time and talk about their ongoing experience. Jay, a new one to join the madness, talks about a bunch of his drug stories. Finally, once Claire arrived, we look at and critique Jays actual OnlyFans account. This podcast is strictly satirical and should be treated as such.... but if you take us seriously, check out our Facebook page "Disappointment Personified" AND our brand new meme page "Disappointment Personified HD". Don't forget to check out our Twitch Channel "Disappointment Personified" and Bryan Loves personal twitch channel "Alexzandriod".
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57min
November 28, 2020 DP - Ep. 18 "A Bat From Uzbekistan" (Ft. Rara Racoon Ass)
In our only LIVE FROM TWITCH episode, we attempt to get banned. First, Rara and Bryan dig deep into their cultural roots and try a 40 for the first time. Kris appropriates and joins them. Next, they do a Letterkenny style of roasting each other. Finally, they appreciate George Floyd's short pornographic career. You know the spiel, our Facebook page and our YouTube page... check it out! Also, check out our Twitch channel "DisappointmentPersonified".

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57min
September 20, 2020 DP - Ep. 17 All Female Episode (Ft. Rose, Krome, Claire, and Pimp Daddy Cole aka Brianna)
In this episode, the bitches come out and play. Claire hosts with guests Krome, Rose, and Brianna (now going as Pimp Daddy Cole). In this episode, Claire reads off a list of pre-screened questions for the females that Krowned Kris wrote up. Also, Krome and Rose do the classic segment of Soulless Comedy. This is a short episode Dissappointments, let us know how you felt about the all female one so that we may do it in the future. As always, follow our host for this episode on twitch "Animezinga" and of course our Facebook Page "Dissappointment Persomified". Our YouTube Channel, Dissappointment Personified Podcast, will continue to produce content as well in the future.
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55min
August 05, 2020 DP - Ep. 16 Anniversary
So (at the time) we've been doing this, inconsistently, for a year now. So just like our test episode, it was just Krowned Kris and his co-host Bryan Love on this one. We did an AKA-off since we've loved our AKA's over the year. Meaning we thought of some beforehand opposed to thinking of it on the spot. Also, we talked about some of our own personal disgusting stories from childhood... and we shoot the shit. If you've made it this far, I guess there's no turning back now. You seem invested, maybe I'm wrong. If you are, check out our Facebook Page "Disappointment Personified" and our YouTube channel "Disappointment Personified Podcast".
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1h 45min
August 03, 2020 DP - Ep. 15 "Black Dads Leave" (Ft. Rara Racoon Ass and Krome)
In our not-so-latest episode, Knowned Kris and Bryan Love are joined by Krome and Rara Racoon Ass (formerly known as J-Mellow). This was a black history month episode, so yeah the N-word was thrown around... but only out of respect. Krowned Kris and Rara had a rap battle (you decide the winner). We also talked about well known people who did black face. We black-washed actors and discussed how it would have changed how the movie/TV show went. Finally, we did a new segment called "Brutally Honest" where we discussed the worst of three police brutality videos. If you cringed and then laughed, or want to voice how much you hate us, follow our Facebook page "Disappointment Personified" and our YouTube Channel "Disappointment Personified Podcast".
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57min

FAQs about Disappointment Personified:

How many episodes does Disappointment Personified have?

The podcast currently has 25 episodes available.