Don’t be deterred by the first forty minutes of this 65-minute episode—we DO talk about the new Hulu holiday movie, Happiest Season.

Featuring: CW Endings, Gossip Girl Superlatives, Sam’s Scooby Doo Voice Times Two, Dan Humphrey Mental Gymnastics, Buying All Of His Horses, Make KStew and Aubrey Plaza Kiss On The Mouth, Do Not Badmouth Eugene Levy, and a Lesbian Daughter as a Political Asset.

Happy birthday to our hardworking editor, Sean—and also how dare you for doing this to us.

Featuring: Big-Snouted Trout Rooting Around in the Trash, Kuzco’s “AGE!”, Walker Texas Ranger Killed the Gays, Lies and Slander About Sean, Goomba Rage, #NotMyYoshi, Scalper Plumbers, and Sam’s SMB Spec Script & Recasting.

Join us for mostly talking about Thanksgiving television episodes, as well as hopefully the final time we’ll ever discuss a certain fifteen year-old show. To quote Sam, to Sean, during her vodka cranberry-induced blackout: “I hear your destruction.”

Featuring: Sam’s Hangover, Star Wars But Backwards, Bro-Time With My Heterosexual Car, Gabe Ya Fat Bastard, Cricket the Leaper or Nothing, Bob Belcher: Bicon, Schitt’s Creek Finale Chat, We See the Gossip Girl Finish Line on the Horizon, and Just Lots of Really Great Noises from Sam.

Hey, did you want an episode-by-episode breakdown of NBC’s 2015 miniseries “The Slap”? No? Neither did Delia and Cori, but here we are. Sam did quite a bit of damage to herself in this one, and, as a bonus, it doesn’t even have anything to do with Thanksgiving.

Featuring: Much Like Bolbi, Happy 10th Anniversary to Megamind, Sam’s Eternal Gossip Girl Update, “I Just Kinda Had to Know,” Deep in the Slap Lore, Four Bleeps, Penn Badgley As A Spector, Another Hour Wasted, At Least Two Shots of A Toilet, and a Bunch of Shitty Jazz.

Content Warnings: Mentions of Suicide, Child/Spousal Abuse.

Happy birthday to Stanley Tucci, we celebrated by talking about Destiel at least twice!

Featuring: Child-Puncher to Icon, He’s Dead He’s Dead, Shot Down to Mega-Hell, Shoutout to Homophobia, Embarrassed Respect Horny, Sam vs. Penn Badgely, Pregnant at a Rumspringa, and Reliving Mishapocalypse.

¡Feliz Día de Muertos! This week we watched the two extant English-language animated movies about the Day of the Dead. (And depending on what else happens this week, you can just assume how we’re feeling about it all.)

Featuring: We Already Have Crunch, Eating Mealtimes, Kiss the GROOM?, Diego Luna is a Good Man!!, Old People Get Me, Poisoning Murder!, A Lotta Frida, Cause of Death: Lotsa Big Bells.

Happy Halloween TV week! Join us for a mostly incomprehensible conversations about Halloween episodes we’ve mostly seen at some point. Listen to the end to find out which candies get Sam “hard.”

Featuring: Gushy Narcs, Until Now, Three Hole Punch Delia, Reigning Cats and Dogs, Fart Attack, and Which Candies Slap.

Welcome to our podcast, which is full of fun, vivacious energy! Please disregard the yelling and the deep, horny sighs. Also we watched Over the Garden Wall this week and had an almost-normal conversation about it!

Featuring: Poké-Heads, Too Fancy, The Ugly Era, Inner Machinations, Liminal Spaces, I Know You Know That Water Means Change, Oh Yikes, and Another Installment of Gossip Girl Laments.

Our Leaping Days are over. It’s SpoOoOoky Season, so we’re talking about some classic Halloween movies this week. (“There are other movies, we didn’t watch them though.”)

Featuring: Nice Work Bonedaddy, Skeleton of a Himbo, Christmas Appropriation, Things Can Be Creepy Year-Round, Fight Me Boston, Binx Is My Boo, His Face Matches, Mannequin Scratch, Men Becoming Wolves, and Sam Returns the Soup to the Kitchen.

It’s October so we’re talking about Venom-enom-enom-enom this week. To quote Sam paraphrasing Riz Ahmed: “If you’re not curious, you’re gonna...suck!”

Featuring: Pen You Have Rights, Helluva Lot of Jim Parsons, The Titular Slap, 3.5% Eminem, You Wouldn’t Print a Pizza, Batman Would You Like To Come Get Some Churros, Ya Can’t Hear a Comic Book!, The Titular Boys, An Adult Foster Child, Ron Cephas Jones’ Desk, Bet Your Bottom Venom, Let ‘Em Run Around Like A Mice, and People Are Being Evil in New York.