Discount Storytime

By CoffeeMcCann

Weekly humorous short stories for grown-ups. Engaging plots, rich character development, and intelligent dialogue are carefully edited out. Enjoy!

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How many episodes does Discount Storytime have?

The podcast currently has 73 episodes available.

Discount Storytime episodes:

September 01, 2025 Short Story: Three Doors
When you wish upon a door… Enjoy!
Discount Idea #51- "Dating tip: If you’re on a first date and your date mutters 'it will make me kill again.' There’s probably more to that story."
Next week‘s story is: Hunting Dragons, Inc. What do you hunt when elk and mountain seals just don't give the same thrill? Subscribe and find out.
About Discount Storytime:
Love humorous short stories? Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?
If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!

(*Season 2 is the "Worried Wendell" series and not standalone short stories.)
You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
Discount Idea Music is "Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra -by Kurt Schick"
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
"Click here to say hi!"
Support the show
Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky

email: [email protected]

Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!
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20min
August 25, 2025 Short Story: Literally Irregardless
Inspired by the 2024 horror movie "Beezel." ( https://epic-pictures.com/film/beezel ) What happens when a young couple buys a house with a long history of tragedy? Enjoy!
Content warning: profanity, body gore, and horror elements
Love humorous short stories? Want to pause the adulting for a bit and listen to a story?
If your world feels heavy, and you would love to have someone read you a story that makes you laugh, then tune in each week for Discount Storytime. This podcast is your weekly audio storybook of the ridiculous. Each short story is standalone*, start anywhere, escape reality for a bit, and have fun!
Next week‘s story: Three Doors. What happens when a competitive sprinter goes through a door that grants wishes? Subscribe to find out.
You all are the best listeners in the history of ever! Thank you for listening!
Music:
"Piano Horror Soundtrack - Bruno Magic" by Bruno Magic from Pixabay
"Positive Energy" by by Vitalii Vakulenko from Pixabay
"Boccherini, Luigi - Minuet (Excerpt) - G.275 - Arr. for Harpsichord" by Gregor Quendel from Pixabay
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
"Click here to say hi!"
Support the show
Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky

email: [email protected]

Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!
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30min
August 18, 2025 Short Story: LOVE, LLC
What happens if super villains get exposed to truth serum? Find out on this weeks short story "LOVE, LLC." Enjoy!
Content Warning: Profanity, Violence, Adult Themes.
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
"Click here to say hi!"
Support the show
Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky

email: [email protected]

Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!
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31min
August 11, 2025 Short Story: Nos Trails
"They took his sense of smell, but gave him a taste for revenge!" Our season opener short story is here. Enjoy!
Content Warning for profanity, violence, drug use, gun violence, and adult themes.
Music:
"Skinny Food Fighters Blues 85" by Won Jong Hwa from Pixabay
"Guitar Dance" by Vlad Krotov from Pixabay
"Club Energy" by Dvir Silverstone from Pixabay
"Boccherini, Luigi - Minuet (Excerpt) - G.275 - Arr. for Harpsichord" by Gregor Quendel from Pixabay
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
"Click here to say hi!"
Support the show
Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky

email: [email protected]

Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!
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32min
August 04, 2025 Worried Wendell Episode 17 - Season Finale
Wendell is finally back on Earth in the Season 2 finale. Enjoy!
This is Discount Storytime's one year mark! Yay! A free one-year anniversary story is available on the Discount Storytime Patreon Page.
“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
"Click here to say hi!"
Support the show
Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky

email: [email protected]

Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!
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18min
July 28, 2025 Worried Wendell Episode 17 - Back on Starship Scam Likely
Wendell reconnects with some old friends, and also deadly Killbots. With your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!
Music:
“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay
Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
"Click here to say hi!"
Support the show
Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky

email: [email protected]

Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!
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26min
July 21, 2025 Worried Wendell Episode 16 - Last Day on Pariah-7
Will Wendell finish the program, or be finished by it? Plus your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!
Music:
“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay
Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
"Click here to say hi!"
Support the show
Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky

email: [email protected]

Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!
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25min
July 14, 2025 Worried Wendell Episode 15 - Surgery
Our hero, Wendell, is finishing up his residency, but must survive the formidable Dr. Mentor. Plus your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!
Music:
“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay
Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
"Click here to say hi!"
Support the show
Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky

email: [email protected]

Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!
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18min
July 07, 2025 Worried Wendell Episode 14 - Quorum Puppet
Our hero, Wendell, has a hand full at a meeting. Also your weekly Discount Idea. Enjoy!
Music:
“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay
Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
"Click here to say hi!"
Support the show
Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky

email: [email protected]

Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!
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21min
June 30, 2025 Worried Wendell Episode 13 - Grand Lecture
Wendell gets a visit from some old friends. Also, your weekly Discount Idea and podcast recommendations. Enjoy!
Music:
“The Limits of the Cosmos” by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
“Sedative” by music_for_video from Pixabay
Gorgeous Girl - The Symphonia Orchestra - Kurt Schick from Archive.org
Sound Effects by freesound_community from Pixabay
"Click here to say hi!"
Support the show
Find Discount Storytime on Bluesky

email: [email protected]

Thank you for being awesome listeners!!!
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19min

FAQs about Discount Storytime:

How many episodes does Discount Storytime have?

The podcast currently has 73 episodes available.