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ID: 278931

Title: When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

Author: George Carlin

Narrator: George Carlin

Format: Unabridged

Length: 07:30:00

Language: English

Release date: 10-12-04

Publisher: Hachette Book Group USA

Genres: General Comedy

Summary:

On the heels of George Carlin's #1 New York Times bestseller Napalm & Silly Putty comes When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? -- infused with Carlin's trademark irreverent humor and biting cultural observations. Here we go again . . . George Carlin's hilarious When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? offers his cutting-edge opinions and observational humor on everything from evasive euphemistic language to politicians to the media to dead people. Nothing and no one is safe! Despite the current climate of political correctness, Carlin is not afraid to take on controversial topics:

- Carlin on the media: The media comprises equal parts business, politics, advertising, public relations, and show business. Nice combination. Enough bull for Texas to open a chain of branch offices.

- Carlin on the battle of the sexes: Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

- Carlin on hygiene: When did they pass a law that says the people who make my sandwich have to be wearing gloves? I'm not comfortable with this. I don't want glove residue all over my food; it's not sanitary. Who knows where these gloves have been?

- Carlin on evasive language: Just to demonstrate how far using euphemisms in language has gone, some psychologists are now actually referring to ugly people as those with 'severe appearance deficits.' Hey, Doctor. How's that for 'denial'?

- Carlin on politics: No self-respecting politician would ever admit to working in the government. They prefer to think of themselves 'serving the nation.' To help visualize the service they provide the country, you may wish to picture the things that take place on a stud farm.

The thinking person's comic who uses words as weapons, Carlin puts voice to issues that capture the modern imagination. For instance, why are there Ten Commandments? Are UFOs real? What will the future really be like? This brand-new collection tackles all that and more. In When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? Carlin's razor-sharp observations demolish everyday values and leave you laughing out loud--delivering exactly what his countless fans have been waiting for.

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ID: 218647

Title: Heaven

Author: Randy Alcorn

Narrator: Chris Fabry

Format: Abridged

Length: 11:17:13

Language: English

Release date: 10-04-04

Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers

Genres: Religion & Spirituality, Christianity

Summary:

The next time you hear someone say, We cant begin to image what Heaven will be like, youll be able to tell them, I can.

Have you ever wondered . . . ?What is Heaven really going to be like?What will we look like?What will we do every day?Wont Heaven get boring after a while?We all have questions about what Heaven will be like, and after twenty-five years of extensive research, Dr. Randy Alcorn has the answers.

This abridged audio version is read by Chris Fabry (11 hours, 17 minutes).

In the most comprehensive and definitive book on Heaven to date, Randy invites you to picture Heaven the way Scripture describes ita bright, vibrant, and physical New Earth, free from sin, suffering, and death, and brimming with Christs presence, wondrous natural beauty, and the richness of human culture as God intended it.

This is a book about real people with real bodies enjoying close relationships with God and each other, eating, drinking, working, playing, traveling, worshiping, and discovering on a New Earth. Earth as God created it. Earth as he intended it to be.

Other than the Bible itself, this may well be the single most life-changing book youll ever read. Stu Weber

This is the best book on Heaven Ive ever read. Rick Warren

Randy Alcorns thorough mind and careful pen have produced a treasury about Heaven that will inform my own writing for years to come. Jerry B. Jenkins

Randy does an awesome job of answering peoples toughest questions about what lies on the other side of death. Joni Eareckson Tada

About the Author

Randy Alcorn is an author and the founder and director of Eternal Perspective Ministries, a nonprofit ministry dedicated to teaching principles of Gods Word and assisting the church in ministering to unreached, unfed, unborn, uneducated, unreconciled, and unsupported people around the world. A New York Times bestselling author of over 50 books, including Heaven, The Treasure Principle, If God Is Good, Happiness, and the award-winning novel Safely Home, his books sold exceed eleven million copies and have been translated into over seventy languages. Randy resides in Oregon with his wife, Nanci.

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ID: 218668

Title: Last Disciple

Author: Hank Hanegraaff, Sigmund Brouwer

Narrator: Doug Lamoreux

Format: Unabridged

Length: 11:05:00

Language: English

Release date: 10-04-04

Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers

Genres: Religion & Spirituality, Fiction & Literature, Historical Fiction, Religious Fiction

Summary:

First-century Rome is a perilous city as Nero stalks the political circles and huddled groups of believers. To be safe, Christians must remain invisible.

Gallus Sergius Vitas is the only man within Neros trusted circle willing to do what it takes to keep the empire together. He struggles to lessen Neros monstrosities against the people of Romeespecially the Christians. But as three Greek letters are scrawled as graffiti throughout the city, Neros anger grows.

As the early church begins to experience the turbulence Christ prophesied as the beginning of the last days, an enemy seeks to find Johns letter, Revelation, and destroy it. Meanwhile the early Christians must decipher it and cling to the hope it provides as they face the greatest of all persecutions.

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ID: 212665

Title: Dark Eye: A Novel of Suspense

Author: William Bernhardt

Narrator: Kathe Mazur

Format: Unabridged

Length: 16:00:00

Language: English

Release date: 09-27-04

Publisher: Random House (Audio)

Genres: Mystery, Thriller & Horror, Detective Stories

Summary:

Sometimes her eyes seduce. Sometimes they stare straight at the kind of sights most people turn away from. But in the blazing neon and searing sun of Las Vegas, she can’t see the man who is watching her and thinking to himself: She is the one. . . .

From the mountain views beyond the Strip to the dingy dens of forbidden pleasure, Susan Pulaski loves Las Vegas. A woman who wears a gun at her side and her heart on a sleeve, Pulaski is the perfect fit for her city and her job: unraveling the minds of deviant personalities. Until a killer begins decorating Sin City with the horribly disfigured bodies of once beautiful young women. . . . and Pulaski’s own demons go on a binge.

Eight months after her cop husband’s death, her life is spinning out of control–just as her detective colleagues start searching for a serial killer who methodically stalks his female victims and plunges them into an orgy of terror. When a violent incident earns Pulaski a pink slip from the LVPD and a trip to detox, she’s out of the hunt altogether, so she begins to desperately try to regain her job, her reputation, and custody of the niece she’s been raising on her own. It seems hopeless–until Pulaski meets the one person who can lead her into the mind of a madman no one else can understand. Darcy O’Bannon is a twenty-five-year-old autistic savant whose relationship with the world around him is so unusual that it forces Pulaski to view the crimes from a bizarre–but ultimately insightful–perspective.

White-knuckling her way to the center of the case, she becomes the key player in a desperate hunt for a killer who believes he has found divine inspiration in the works of Edgar Allan Poe. But even with the assistance of Darcy’s astonishing skills, Pulaski is in even more danger than she knows. For the man she seeks is watching her, seduced by her frailties and strengths, her beauty and boldness. To finish his masterwork of horror, he needs her.

In a blistering novel that brings together glitz and goth, human weakness and human genius, and a murderous psychopath who is all too chillingly real, master storyteller William Bernhardt has created an unparalleled literary Las Vegas thrill ride that will leave readers breathless until the final, stunning page.

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ID: 482061

Title: Forgiveness / Loving The Inner Child

Author: Louise Hay

Narrator: Louise Hay

Format: Unabridged

Length: 00:29:29

Language: English

Release date: 09-15-04

Publisher: Hay House PGRH

Genres: Self Development, Health & Wellness

Summary:

Through the visualization techniques on this audio program, Louise L. Hay creates a safe atmosphere so that you can forgive others and love the child within you. Your inner childs depends on you for the love and approval that you may not have received when you were a child. Going within and learning to love and comfort that inner child will bring many wonderful changes to the quality of your life.

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ID: 482123

Title: 40-Day Prosperity Plan

Author: John Randolph Price

Narrator: John Randolph Price

Format: Unabridged

Length: 01:05:20

Language: English

Release date: 09-01-04

Publisher: Hay House PGRH

Genres: Self Development, Health & Wellness

Summary:

The visionary author of The Abundance Book, brings you a Audiobook that an change your life...in less than two months! As Price says, 'It takes 40 days for consciousness to realize a truth. If the plan outlined in this Audiobook is faithfully followed for 40 days, you consciousness will be changed from a vibration of limitation to one of abundance, as proven by letters from thousands of people around the world.'

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ID: 579027

Title: Spiritual Principles

Author: Marianne Williamson

Narrator: Marianne Williamson

Format: Unabridged

Length: 04:41:15

Language: English

Release date: 09-01-04

Publisher: Hay House PGRH

Genres: Self Development, Health & Wellness

Summary:

This collection of Marianne Williamson audiobook includes her popular lectures on Spiritual Principles. Includes the lectures entitled:

- All Things Are Lessons/I Am As God Created Me

- Celebrating Yourself/Spiritual Practice

- Basic ACIM Principles/Only the Love Is Real

- Choose Once Again/How the Holy Spirit Works

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ID: 160209

Title: Vagabonds

Author: Nicholas Delbanco

Narrator: Paul Boehmer

Format: Unabridged

Length: 09:51:00

Language: English

Release date: 08-05-04

Publisher: Random House (Audio)

Genres: Fiction & Literature, Sagas

Summary:

The three Saperstone siblings, who are scattered throughout the country and leading very different lives, are drawn back home to Saratoga, New York, when their mother dies. What they discover there shocks them: she has left behind a much larger estate than they could ever have imagined. The wealth, as they find out, comes in the form of long-term investments bequeathed by Henry Ford, Harvey Firestone, and Thomas Edison—who called themselves 'the vagabonds'—to the siblings' grandmother. The money had been a payment, offered as hush money for a long-ago night of indiscretion and handed down through the generations. As a result, the three siblings soon discover that inheritance can alter not merely their separate fortunes, but their shared sense of the past.

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ID: 482064

Title: Anger Releasing

Author: Louise Hay

Narrator: Louise Hay

Format: Unabridged

Length: 00:34:12

Language: English

Release date: 07-01-04

Publisher: Hay House PGRH

Genres: Health & Wellness, Naturopathy & New Age

Summary:

A powerful visualization meditation designed to help you release repressed anger in a positive, safe manner.

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ID: 218672

Title: New Strong-Willed Child

Author: James C. Dobson

Narrator: John Fuller

Format: Abridged

Length: 06:44:03

Language: English

Release date: 06-21-04

Publisher: Tyndale House Publishers

Genres: Religion & Spirituality, Christianity

Summary:

2005 Gold Medallion Award finalist!

Dr. James Dobson has completely rewritten, updated, and expanded his classic best seller The Strong-Willed Child for a new generation of parents and teachers. The New Strong-Willed Child follows on the heels of Dr. Dobsons phenomenal best seller Bringing Up Boys. It offers practical how-to advice on raising difficult-to-handle children and incorporates the latest research with Dr. Dobsons legendary wit and wisdom. The New Strong-Willed Child is being rushed to press for parents needing help dealing with sibling rivalry, ADHD, low self-esteem, and other important issues. This book is a must-read for parents and teachers struggling to raise and teach children who are convinced they should be able to live by their own rules!

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