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Title: Father Christmas Needs a Wee
Author: Nicholas Allan
Narrator: Bernard Cribbins
Format: Unabridged
Length: 12 mins
Language: English
Release date: 05-30-13
Publisher: Random House Audiobooks
Genres: Kids, Fiction
Publisher's Summary:
In this audio edition of Father Christmas Needs A Wee, Bernard Cribbins brings to life the excruciating dilemma that Santa faces every Christmas Eve.
On Christmas Eve every child leaves out a drink and a snack for Father Christmas. Before long he really, really needs a wee but what can he do about it? There's a long time to wait before he can get home and when he finally does he's lost his house key! A hilarious take on a dilemma that every toddler will identify with.
Members Reviews:
Five Stars
Grands thought it was funny.
Get out of my way.....
What a treat this book is for the Christmas season....whether to add to your own collection or give as gift it will have you laughing all the way....with Santa....to the potty. Yes, poor Santa overindulges on the drinks and the results are quite hysterical. This rhyming counting book will visually track his antics of sips and swallows and lead you to understand his predicament completely. The very worst part is because he is so focused on his liquid entertainment he forgets to leave the presents behind. He hastily beefs up his deliveries at the next homes...why?... because Santa just must get home to wee! After work he hops in his sleigh and heads off for home and for much needed relief. What happens there is very comical. Will Santa make it in time? Will he have that satisfied look of contentment on his face after his bladder is finally emptied? No spoilers here but you will enjoy how his big Wee caused Santa to flee.....get out of his way before it's too late.....it's time NOW!
The illustrations are colourful and Santa's expressions priceless. This book will certainly appeal to the younger kids (boys especially ages 3-4) and have them giggling away because they all love toilet humour. Many children have wondered how Santa manages so many visits in one night but how many have thought about how he copes with all the tasty food and beverages that are left out for him to enjoy? Can we expect a sequel about Santa and his other body functions? I hope so. Now that would be worth checking out wouldn't it?
A Fun Story That Also Aids With Learning to Count
This is a pretty cool little picture book. Basically we follow Santa as he drinks or eats many liquids left out for him and whilst so engrossed in the rhyming tale, we don't notice that we're counting along the way. Such as "at number 2, two plates of stew. At number 3, three cups of tea." Each counting page also has a colourful illustration of what is being consumed with the appropriate number of items on the page. When we get to ten we realise Santa is busting quite bad. To make matters worse, he forgot to deliver his presents so we revisit the houses this time counting backwards from ten to one, such as "at number 5, five toys to drive, at number 4 four beasts who roar!' Then Santa boards the sleigh to rush home to the North Pole to pee. Obviously Santa should have just gone behind a tree or something, but this is a kids book and he's got to wait until he's at home in his own bathroom.
A clever book, who hasn't wondered about Santa going to the bathroom while delivering the presents.