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It's ambiguous whether or not I remember this one (I have faith in the reader's ability to interpret the text)
I forgot what this one's about (funny and original).
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those votes! I knew it was 10. One after the number of years I've been on the SCP wiki, almost a third of my life. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the SCP wiki to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That Milk Jesus! Are you telling me that an article just happens to get upvoted like that? No! He orchestrated it! Darnell! He rated it a thirteen! And I let him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own podcast! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 20, always the same! Couldn't stop being chuuni! But not our Darnell! Couldn't be precious Darnell! Cringing them blind! And he gets to be a co-host!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!
In my restless dreams, I see that place. Tanhony Towers. You promised me you'd take me there again someday. But you never did. Well, I'm alone there now... In our 'special place'... Waiting for you...
It still haunts my dreams -- that Tanhony plushie, sitting on my bed, laughing that terrible Kefka laugh.
I couldn't help but feel terrible for the Tanhony I saw onscreen... as the demonic Darnell told of his new rating system, Tan's eyes were weeping blood... that sight will haunt me until my dying day.
I've always been a huge fan of Discovering SCP, so when I found out there was a lost episode I was really excited. I mean, who doesn't want to hear more of their favourite podcast, right? It was only when I saw the thumbnail that I became concerned. Tanhony's face was disturbingly realistic, and blood was streaming down his face. As for Darnell, his demonic horns and wings seemed much more vivid than usual -- as if it was a photograph and not a cartoon.
"Wow, nice art, Halimtoe," I muttered to myself, before clicking the play button.
That was my greatest and last mistake.
In Episode 126 of Discovering SCP, these fifty days truly were fun, weren't they?
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