In this episode, we review the coming of age mermovie The Thirteenth Year. We discuss mermoms, the Sopranos, the Sandlot (at length), and Joanna wanting to eat beet cake. Pretty much if you like the Sandlot you'll like 80% of this movie and if you liked Halloweentown you'll like the other 20%.

Intro Music:

Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende

Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Other Songs Used:

My Thirteenth Year by Randy Crenshaw

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNBubDBsoaM

In this episode, we review quite possibly the most disgusting children's movie we've ever seen, Can of Worms. Listen to hear our takes on talking dogs, computer hacking, and aliens farting popcorn. Honestly, our words don't truly do this movie any justice as it is way less bearable than we make it out to be. 

Intro Music:

Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende

Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode, we review quite possibly the most well known Disney Channel Original Movie ever, Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century. And, we have our first guest! We dig deep into the nuances of space life, including space slang, space stress helmets, and space accounting. We also dabble in fashion, super nova girls, and how this movie predicted the future. Zoom zoom zoom and I hope this episode makes your hearts go boom boom.

Intro Music:

Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende

Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Outro Music:

Super Nova Girl

Music and Lyrics by Kristian Rex (R.I.P.) and Sabelle Breer

In this episode, we review the first ever Disney Channel Original Movie Under Wraps (1997). We take a deep dive into mummies, teenage banter, and strange names for children. Sam discusses his theories as to who the mummy really is, while Joanna remains skeptical and unconvinced. Unfortunately, this movie isn't available on Disney Plus, BUT you can find it on YouTube. Enjoy!

Intro Music:

Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende

Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode, we review the lesser known Disney Channel Original Movie You Lucky Dog (1998). We discuss the three things that children love most about this movie: dogs, Uncle Phil, and complex estate litigation.

P.S. Don't miss the post-credits bonus material.

Intro Music:

Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende

Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode, we review the classic Disney Channel Original Movie Halloweentown (1998). It is a spooky tale of magic, family, skeletons, ghosts, and everything Harry Potter. Our fact checkers have advised us that Reese's Pieces first came out in 1978 and Harry Potter was published in the UK in 1997 and the US in 1998. We apologize for any inconvenience we may have caused due to our faulty information.

Intro Music:

Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende

Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

In this episode, we review the classic Disney Channel Original Movie Brink (1998). We discuss everything from inline skating, worms, Team Pup N Suds, and much more.

Intro Music:

Afterparty Review by Sascha Ende

Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/2962-afterparty-review

License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/