Screw that has-been Blackbeard, I want to see the bloody adaptation of Ching Shih's life!

The gang decides to shake things up in their 40s and take up the life of piracy on the open seas! First thing's first: they must establish their own Pirate Bill of Rights.

Along with all that fun and games comes debauchery, incorrigible hooliganry, and a corpse in a funhouse. Strap in!

The gang is back, and they're here to ruin Peter Pan for you. You're welcome?

It's the film that finally broke Producer Ash.

How a marionette from 17th Century Italy became an international icon that endures to this day!

Put on your flippers and snorkel, cause this week we dive into a new Joe Schmo's Backyard Nonsense Park.... Marineland of the Pacific! And don't forget to B.Y.O. Sad Animal Stories.

You know what would really help children understand their emotional development? David Bowie, tight pants, and a whole bunch of metaphors about sexual awakening.

A bit of deepfake Ai, a scoopful of unhinged internet action, and a pinch of cadaver dogs in the parks!

We're back, baby! Sorry, we forgot we had a podcast there for a minute. Here's a low-effort catch-up episode where we tell you where we've been these past several months. Regularly-scripted (ha!) Disney Dependent content to continue next episode!