Disney on the Rocks

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Disney on the Rocks episodes

  • Episode 57 - Home Alone (1990)/Home Sweet Home Alone (2021)

    It's a Disney on the Rocks SUPER-SIZED Christmas Spectacular! Eric and Jeff get wasted this week while spending over two hours giving the most comprehensive breakdown of Home Alone EVER RECORDED. They cover everything. It doesn't stop there! They also share their unfiltered thoughts on the new Disney+ Original, Home Sweet Home Alone!

    Some of the things we talk about include:

    1. Where did all the McCallister money come from? Are we asking the right question?
    2. How was a bad pizza order responsible for everything?
    3. What's the McCallister Family Tree?
    4. How bad did Harry and Marv get it?
    5. Is Home Sweet Home Alone any good?
    6. Did the parents in Home Sweet Home Alone deserve that much suffering?
    7. Who would you rather be at the end of the night? Harry? Marv? Pam? Movie Jeff?
    8. And EVERY Home Alone fact we could think of!
      9. Tune in and have fun listening!

      Theme Music provided by Detty: Check him out on Spotify!

      This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

      2 hr 32 min
    9. Episode 56 - Ratatouille (2007)

      This week on Disney on the Rocks, Eric and Jeff drink some booze and work up an appetite while talking about Ratatouille. We swear, we aren't dead.

      Some of the things we talk about include:

      1. Where do these rats rank on the spectrum of the world's most intelligent rats?
      2. Would you eat food you KNEW was prepared by a rat?
      3. Why didn't Remy and Linguine work out a better system?
      4. Did Remy force Linguine to assault Colette?
      5. How does Ratatouille fit into the Pixar Theory?
      6. How exactly does one get "too familiar" with a vegetable?
        7. Tune in and have fun listening!

        Theme Music provided by Detty: Check him out on Spotify!

        This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

        1 hr 36 min
      7. Episode 55.5 - Disney+ Day Special!

        On another special BONUS EPISODE of Disney on the Rocks, Eric and Jeff have a few beers to discuss Disney+ Day! They detail the new content, including The Simpsons Plusaversary, Olaf Presents..., Cia Alberto, and all Marvel announcements you can shake a stick at! They also get side-tracked with random stories and observations, as usual.

        Tune in and have fun listening!

        Theme Music provided by Detty: Check him out on Spotify!

        This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

        53 min
      8. Episode 55 - The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)

        This week on Disney on the Rocks, Eric and Jeff drink alcohol and talk about the 1996 Disney disaster that was The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Who was this movie for? Why did they go so dark?! Was this the beginning of the end of the Disney 90's Renaissance?

        Some of the things we talk about include:

        1. Disney's Marketing Misdirection
        2. How close is Hunchback to the source material?
        3. How did Esmerelda set unrealistic expectations about Gypsies?
        4. That time Eric was more or less Quasimodo at the Festival of Fools...
        5. Is "genocide" an appropriate theme for a Disney movie?
        6. Did Quasimodo get Friend-Zoned harder than anyone in film history?
        7. Narrating Frolo's Death...
          8. Tune in and have fun listening!

          Theme Music provided by Detty: Check him out on Spotify!

          This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

          1 hr 39 min
        8. Episode 54 - Hocus Pocus (1993)

          This week on Disney on the Rocks, Eric and Jeff continue their Halloween celebration by throwing back brew and deciding whether or not Hocus Pocus is overrated! The Sanderson Sisters and their creepy hijinx are on the chopping block in this SPOOK-tacular Hallowen Special!

          Some of the things we talk about include:

          1. Why was everyone giving Max a hard time about being a virgin?
          2. Dancing to the DEATH.
          3. Thackery... not Zachery... THACKERY!!!
          4. Were the Sanderson Sisters child diddlers?
          5. Was the movie ACTUALLY good or just celebrated among so few Halloween movies?
          6. Useless Hocus Pocus Facts! Salem Witch Trial Facts! Jeff's virginity FACTS!
            7. Tune in and have fun listening!

            Theme Music provided by Detty: Check him out on Spotify!

            This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

            0 min
          7. Episode 53 - Muppets Haunted Mansion (2021)

            This week on Disney on the Rocks, Eric and Jeff invited Chris of Haunted American History for drinks to talk about the ALL NEW Disney+ Halloween Special: Muppets Haunted Mansion! Chris is not only an expert in all things haunted, but he's a leading mind when it comes to The Muppets AND Disney Rides! He's pretty much the perfect guest for this. It's a trifecta!

            Some of the things we talk about include:

            1. All the Muppets and Disney Easter Eggs
            2. Which real life location would make for the scariest haunted overnight Fear Challenge?
            3. Kermit's new voice
            4. How does the Muppet Cinematic Universe work?
            5. Memories of the legendary Haunted Mansion Ride
              6. Tune in and have fun listening!

              Theme Music provided by Detty: Check him out on Spotify!

              This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

              1 hr 20 min
            6. Episode 52 - Tarzan (1999)

              This week on Disney on the Rocks, Eric and Jeff drink more whisky to discuss the 1999 Phil Collins-scored adventure Tarzan! It's nearly two hours of the guys gushing over Phil Collins. Strap in.

              Some of the things we talk about include:

              1. Phil Collins
              2. Gorilla Facts - How fast are they? How strong? Could they nurse a human baby?
              3. Phil Collins
              4. Tarzan vs. The Jungle Book
              5. Phil Collins
                6. Tune in and have fun listening!

                Theme Music provided by Detty: Check him out on Spotify!

                This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

                1 hr 49 min
              6. Episode 51 - Cruella (2021)

                This week on Disney on the Rocks, Eric and Jeff knock back some whisky as they break down the Disney villain "origin story" Cruella! Does Emma Stone knock it out of the park or is the character totally irredeemable?

                Some of the things we talk about include:

                1. Does Cruella rank among the most irredeemable people/characters EVER?
                2. Is this an origin story or a reboot?
                3. What could we get out of a Cruella sequel?
                4. How dope was the soundtrack?
                5. Was the twist necessary?
                6. Does this woman ACTUALLY hate dogs?
                  7. Tune in and have fun listening!

                  Theme Music provided by Detty: Check him out on Spotify!

                  This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

                  1 hr 40 min
                7. Episode 50 - Cars (2006)

                  Ka chow! This week on Disney on the Rocks, Eric drinks Arnold Palmers while Jeff goes for some hard liquor as they cover the first joint Disney Pixar film Cars! Lightning McQueen hits the road and raises all the questions. Git-r-done!

                  Some of the things we talk about include:

                  1. Is NASCAR really even a sport?
                  2. Why does Eric hate Cars?
                  3. How do the Cars breathe? Eat? REPRODUCE?!?!
                  4. Which part scared Jeff's kids the most? Did Eric's daughter give the movie her seal of approval?
                  5. Where does Cars fit into the Pixar Theory?
                    6. Tune in and have fun listening!

                    Theme Music provided by Detty: Check him out on Spotify!

                    This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

                    1 hr 22 min
                  6. Episode 49 - The Rescuers (1977)

                    We're BACK! This week on Disney on the Rocks, an already loaded Eric and Jeff travel from New York City to the Bayou to crack the case of The Rescuers! Disney's noir human trafficking mouse story is a forgotten gem... or diamond!

                    Some of the things we talk about include:

                    1. Why would someone NOT adopt Penny?!
                    2. How closely does the mouse universe match the real human world?
                    3. How big of a star would Eva Gabor be today?
                    4. Penny 1000% dies during her attempt to escape in the swamp, right?
                    5. How sexist or the male mice?
                      6. Tune in and have fun listening!

                      Theme Music provided by Detty: Check him out on Spotify!

                      This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

                      1 hr 22 min

                    About Disney on the Rocks

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                    Eric and Jeff are two dads who enjoy getting drunk and breaking down Disney movies. With Disney+ providing endless access to the Disney Vault, these two long-time buddies have all the material they…