Disney on the Rocks

Disney on the Rocks

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Disney on the Rocks episodes

  • Episode 24 - Soul (2020)

    Happy New Year! This week, Eric and Jeff kick off 2021 properly with some heavy boozing and a review of Disney/Pixar's newest release Soul! This is the first time we get to review a new movie! We're all over Joe and 22's journey! If you listen closely, you can hear where Eric starts slurring and Jeff starts rambling. It's a good one.

    Some of the things we talk about include:

    1. All the Easter Eggs.
    2. When have you been in The Zone?
    3. Switcheroo movies.
    4. How does Soul fit into the Pixar Connected Universe?
    5. Why does Eric know so much about the Look Who's Talking movies?
      6. Tune in and have fun listening!

      Theme Music provided by Detty: Check him out on Spotify!

      This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

      1 hr 26 min
    6. Episode 23 - A Christmas Carol (1983, 1992, 2009)

      Happy Holidays! This week, Eric and Jeff knock back bourbon and coquito while diving into Disney's three version of A Christmas Carol! We've got Mickey, Scrooge McDuck, Goofy, and Jiminy Cricket in '83! Kermit, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, Rizzo the Rat and Michael Cane in '92! Then, finally, we have the Dickens-accurate creepy CGI Jim Carrey dumpster fire version from 2009! God bless us, everyone!

      Some of the things we talk about include:

      1. The nightmare fuel that is the Muppet Ghost of Christmas Past.
      2. Why was Scrooge such a prick?
      3. What exactly was wrong with Tiny Tim?
      4. Is the Scrooge/Cratchit business model sustainable?
      5. Was Jacob Marley actually getting the last laugh on Ebenezer Scrooge?
        6. Tune in and have fun listening!

        Theme Music provided by Detty: Check him out on Spotify!

        This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

        1 hr 25 min
      6. Episode 22 - The Disney Fantasy Draft (2020)

        In the most ambitious episode yet, Eric and Jeff invite their friends Meghan, Ryan, and Will to join them in drinking and drafting their dream Disney movie in Fantasy Sports fashion! 5 teams, 10 rounds! We draft Heroes, Sidekicks, Princesses, Princes, Villains, Henchman, and much much more! THEN, when we're good and liquored up, we pitch our movies!

        Some of the things we talk about include:

        1. Are Mexicans the only ones allowed in the Land of the Dead?
        2. Could Michael Bay direct a Disney epic?
        3. Would John Smith qualify as a Disney "Prince"?
        4. Who goes 1st overall?
        5. Who had the BEST movie pitch?
          6. Tune in and have fun listening!

          Theme Music provided by Detty: Check him out on Spotify!

          This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

          2 hr
        6. Episode 21 - Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

          This week, Eric and Jeff drink apple-flavored things as they deliver the most comprehensive drunk review of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs in recorded history! We can confidently say this is the BEST episode of Disney on the Rocks yet. No stone is left unturned... except for the one that landed on the Evil Queen...

          Some of the things we talk about include:

          1. Why are Disney stepmoms so mean?
          2. HOW much did Walt Disney pay the Snow White voice actress?
          3. Did the Dwarfs each think they had an individual chance with Snow White or were they cool with a group arrangement?
          4. What exactly put Snow White over the top as the "Fairest of them all"?
          5. Which Dwarf was the best and who exactly did they work for?
          6. Is the Huntsman the worst hitman in movie history?
          7. Who should play the smokeshow Evil Queen in the live action remake?
            8. Tune in and have fun listening!

            Theme Music provided by Detty: Check him out on Spotify!

            This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

            1 hr 38 min
          8. Episode 20 - Onward (2020)

            This week, Eric and Jeff drink bourbon as they embark on an emotional, magical journey through a mystical realm with 2020's Onward! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wonder if Ian and Barley's mom's boyfriend is half man, half horse all over, you'll cry some more, you'll want mozzarella sticks, and you'll definitely, 100% cry your stupid face off!

            Some of the things we talk about include:

            1. Why didn't Ian have any friends?
            2. Why wouldn't anyone talk about Ian and Barley's dad?
            3. Which three animals would be a cooler combination than the Manticore?
            4. Which snack would make for the best floatation device?
            5. Where does Onward fall in the Pixar Cinematic Universe?
              6. Tune in and have fun listening!

              Theme Music provided by Detty: Check him out on Spotify!

              This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

              1 hr 13 min
            6. Episode 19 - Lilo & Stitch (2002)

              This week, Eric and Jeff drink Blue Hawaiians and Kona Brewing beer while talking about the 2002 Disney sci-fi hit Lilo & Stitch. This was a weird, but fun one! The kids love it!

              Some of the things we talk about include:

              1. More dead Disney parents.
              2. Remember these kids sci-fi movies?
              3. When exactly would Nani have lost custody of Lilo?
              4. Why do the aliens look like marine animals?
              5. Is Lilo obsessed with butts and fat people?
                6. Tune in and have fun listening!

                Theme Music provided by Detty: Check him out on Spotify!

                This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

                1 hr 17 min
              6. Episode 18 - The Jungle Book (1967, 1994, 2016)

                This week, Eric and Jeff drink bourbon apple cider cocktails and Game of Thrones-inspired beer while talking about not one, not two, but THREE versions of The Jungle Book! First stop is 1967 with the timeless (potentially offensive) animated classic. Then it's a fast-forward to the CG/Live Action version from 2016. Then we time travel back to the early 90's for a completely different action-packed take on Rudyard Kipling's tale. Come and get it!

                Some of the things we talk about include:

                1. Seriously. Why do Disney parents always die?!
                2. Shere Khan was a justified bad guy, right?
                3. How many 90's tropes are in the 1994 version?
                4. Which animals would have killed Shere Khan? 1 brown bear? 8 elephants? A wolfpack? A man cub? A giant python?
                5. How do you pronounce Lena Headey?
                  6. Tune in and have fun listening!

                  Theme Music provided by Detty: Check him out on Spotify!

                  This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

                  1 hr 27 min
                6. Episode 17 - Frozen (2013)

                  This week, Eric and Jeff drink scotch and bourbon and discuss the super-duper mega smash hit Frozen! It's the second-highest grossing Disney movie of all-time... behind Frozen 2! Put on your parkas and grab your mittens because it's about to get ice cold as the Disney on the Rocks crew let it go...

                  Sorry. I couldn't help it.

                  Some of the things we talk about include:

                  1. Why is Elsa so awful?
                  2. How does Olaf's brain work?
                  3. Elsa sucks, right?
                  4. Why Anna and Elsa's parents are the worst ever.
                  5. Is Elsa actually the villain?!
                    6. Tune in and have fun listening!

                    Theme Music provided by Detty: Check him out on Spotify!

                    This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

                    1 hr 26 min
                  6. Episode 16 - The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

                    This week, Eric and Jeff drink spooky drinks and discuss Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas! It's a Halloween Special, y'all! We're talking all things Halloween and ask the hard questions about this Halloween (or Christmas) classic.

                    Some of the things we talk about include:

                    1. Who made the doors to the other Holiday Towns?
                    2. How tall is Jack Skellington?
                    3. What are Eric and Jeff's favorite scary movies?
                    4. Why does Eric sound like he was recorded via toaster?
                    5. What purpose does the Evil Scientist serve?!
                      6. Tune in and have fun listening!

                      Theme Music provided by Detty: Check him out on Spotify!

                      This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

                      1 hr 17 min
                    6. Episode 15 - The Princess and the Frog (2009)

                      This week, Eric and Jeff knock back beers and Hurricanes while diving into Disney's take on The Princess and the Frog. Join us on our trip to New Orleans... or is it New Or-lins... or N'awlins? We don't know! We're hopping into Tiana's journey through the bayou on her way to being crowned a Disney Princess.

                      Some of the things we talk about include:

                      1. Was Ray really all that good of a sidekick?
                      2. How many fireflies has Eric killed in his lifetime?
                      3. Why did Charlotte have to say something to incredibly creepy?
                      4. How is Louis not in Ripley's Believe it or Not?
                      5. Why are there shadow monsters when our kids are afraid of shadows?!
                        6. Tune in and have fun listening!

                        Theme Music provided by Detty: Check him out on Spotify!

                        This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

                        1 hr 21 min

                      About Disney on the Rocks

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                      Eric and Jeff are two dads who enjoy getting drunk and breaking down Disney movies. With Disney+ providing endless access to the Disney Vault, these two long-time buddies have all the material they…