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Maria Jacobo is the lead voice at Help Adults with Autism Perform and Excel located in Weston, Florida and is a SUPER tuned in mom to an adult 😇 with autism. Her all-volunteer organization works to provide adults on the spectrum meaningful employment. This talented troupe is dedicated to creating a harmonious dialogue to get everyone on the BANDwagon.

HAAPE, we think we love you!  💙🎹

Mentions: selfie apps, Armani, Jovani, The Chocolate Spectrum, Canada, Cypress Bay High School (bigger than Canada) & Inclusion Films (California here we come!)

To the tune of The Partridge Family’s “C’mon Get Happy”

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Hello world our FIRST GUEST will have you singin’ 🌎 🎤🎶

C’mon Get HAAPE! 🧩😇

A whole lot of lovin’ is what she’ll be bringin’ 👩🏻 💙

Cuz she co-founded HAAPE (pronounced “HAPPY”) 💪🏼

Because Maria Jacobo makes us HAPPY! 👱🏼‍♀️😋👱🏼‍♀️

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Much like the Jonas Brothers' smash summer hit, 

lately the blondes have been feelin' so COOL.

Their kids are back to school. 

They're stoked about their Season 2 debut. 

But OOH, they still have to get to the dreaded carpool.

Dammit, they WERE feelin' so cool, cool, cool, cool (they're fools).

Listen to alllll the foolishness as the blondes recap their South Florida days of summer and kick their boys to the school curb. 

It's back to pencils, back to books, back to podcasts and autism too. 

Oh, wait. 

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Can we talk? 💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️ OBVIOUSLY! 

Crazy from the 🔥 heat 🔥 but wanting to keep things on the ☀️ sunny ☀️ side, the Disorderly Blondes called upon their cabana boy 🍹🧒🏼🍷 to serve them in the A/C so they could 👙 suit up 👙 for this BONUS EPISODE! 🧯💨 🤩🤩

Catch up with what the rubias have been up to, and if you want an even 🖐🏽 tan 🖐🏽, listen to the very end for Season 2 & 3 SPOILERS! 🤫

No SPF required for these 🔥 topics!:

🔥  Mumm Napa Sparkling Wine Toast  🍾 (2:50)

🔥  The Unsinkable Oli 🏊🏼‍♂️ (8:20) 

🔥  B’s Check Please! Debut 🍽 (21:00)

🔥  Summer Camp Roundup ⛱ (33:50)

🔥  Gear Up for Autism sports program 🏀 (37:58)

🔥  Mission Fishin' 🎣 (44:00)

🔥  Table Turn Podcast Guest Appearance 🗣🍴(56:00)

🔥  DB’s Autism Bites Supper Club 🧩🍝 🎨(1:00:15)

🔥  Pete The Cat’s Last Stand 🙀 (1:03:35) 

🔥  Season 1 Recap💁🏼‍♀️🎤 (1:21)

🔥  Announcements 📣 (1:29)

🔥  SPOILERS 😱 (1:31)

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We have more daddy issues than Vanidades.What happens when you put two autism dads who couldn’t be more different in the same room with two rubias and a bottle of bubbly? You laugh. You cry. You meet the Disorderly Blondes’ sugar daddies, better known as the husbands. These papas don’t preach, but their perspectives on all things autism had even the blondes at a loss for words. As if! The dads tackle the tough questions, including Where are you taking us to dinner? and offer advice to others in their “man-cletas.”Ready? Set? Dale!

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MOOve over autism awareness (such a MOOt conversation!). 

Have you not HERD?

The Town of Miami Lakes is lassoing its best and brightest, corralling MOOcho effort into “branding” itself a model, autism-friendly town. Steered by rare breeds Mayor Manny Cid and Councilmembers Marilyn Ruano & Luis Collazo, the “range” of this town’s plan will make special needs families feel right at home: no bull!

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In their efforts to keep things REAL (thanks to genius colorists), the Disorderly Blondes are literallllly on the edge of their salon chairs with excitement to invite you to experience VIRTUAL REALITY. 

VR applications for special needs individuals are endless, from lessons in safety to anxiety reduction to pure fun. Step aside, social stories!

Listen to the blondes interview Dr. Toby Honsberger, EdD, BCBA-D and conveniently rubio executive director of The Learning Academy at The Els Center of Excellence. Dr. Toby is an expert on the topic of autism and safety, and after meeting the DB it’s safe to say he’ll soon be a connoisseur of all things Miami (do you hear that, Pitbull?).

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When our day bites 

When the bleach stings 

When our hair looks bad 

We simply remember our favorite things 

And then we don’t feel so HAD

Move over Oprah (and certainly Ariana Grande, pfft), cuz we’ll splurge on (and happily share) anything that makes our kids’ lives (okay who are we kidding?)- OUR LIVES easier!

Shout out to Ariana tho, cuz we don’t mean to brag, but we be like, “Put in in the bag,” when it comes to sanity products we feature in this season’s Favorite Things episode. 

Also:

Our ideas are priceless, we know we’re the nicest

We knew you would like this, we must be psychic

You want it, we got it, you want it, we got it (yeah)

Thank you, next [but listen, share, shop, repeat]!

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The South Florida Disorderly Blondes are happier than Elle Woods at Harvard to unpack this stellar podcast episode featuring autistic attorney Haley Moss. Much like the time Elle found Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, we blondes gain a closet full of invaluable autism insight. We may ask the tough questions (have you met us?), but you’ll see this “exercise” in respecting differences gives off plenty of endorphins for all to enjoy. What? Like, it’s hard? Now who’s in for a bend and SNAP?

Unpacked:

The term “openly autistic.”
Diagnosis
Childhood
Speech
Therapies
Schools
Hobbies
College
A day in the life
Relationship status
Self-advocacy
Employability skills
Severe autism
Twitter wars (#actuallyautistic vs #actualautismparent)
Media misrepresentation of autism
How to help all on the spectrum
The future
Bridging the gap 

Also:

Flat-iron tutorial
Nails
Shopping
Miamisms
Naps
Squirrels

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