A seemingly inviting dwarven fortress becomes anything but, as Rocky and Rosie each take turns awkwardly seeing what they can get away with doing and saying in an extremely hostile environment. Rosie levels up at drinking! And Edward's just along for the ride.

Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter)

Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter)

Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter)

Edward: Gerry Swanson

DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)

On the trailer for more shards, the Rascals stumble into a trap, only to reunite with a long lost friend! Who could it be?! ITS A MYSTERY FOR THE AGES!!

Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter)

Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter)

Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter)

Edward: Gerry Swanson

DM: Michael J Patrick

An entire hour of this episode was corrupted in a computer crash, forcing us to recreate the hour again, in what is possibly the most unhinged hour of dungeons & dragons we've ever recorded. Okay I guess I should put a plot summary here. Uhhhh okay. The Rascals get a missive from a mysterious stranger, but get caught up in a dangerous ambush!!

Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter)

Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter)

Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter)

DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)

After a long night's sleep, the three adventurers discover a whimsical town, partake in a festival, and discover they've been followed!

Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter)

Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter)

Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter)

DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)

Road trip! The Rascals set out for Hybourne with an egg and a bunch of fantastic animals. Familiar foes stand in their way.

Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter)

Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter)

Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter)

DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)

Oh man, what DOESN'T happen in this episode? There's fashion, there's skeletons, there's stage maintenance, there's snake people, there's elf fluids, there's sudden twists, and Rocky acts A LITTLE TOO LAWFUL FOR MY LIKING!!! (not really)

Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter)

Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter)

Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter)

DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)

The group must pick a side between Nissa and Andalos. An ominous pact is made. Rocky does something slightly horrifying.

Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter)

Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter)

Pinball: Daisy Mcguire (peprally on twitter)

DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)

The Rascals decide to investigate the catacombs again, and they are NOT prepared for they stumble onto...

Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter)

Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter)

Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter)

DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)

Kyle is in danger!!! The group rushes into the library to save him! Later, Sgt. Andalos has a mission for them, if they choose to accept it..

Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter)

Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter)

Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter)

DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)

A job well done! Time to turn in this quest for some XP and loot-- SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!

Matt/Rosie's audio accidentally fell into a deep pit, and despite some valiant effort the audio levels will still be a little all over the place for them so (bug)bear with it for this episode!

Rocky: Diana Nock (jinxville on twitter)

Rosie: Matt J Wilson (mattwilsoncss on twitter)

Pinball: Daisy McGuire (peprally on twitter)

DM: Michael J Patrick (emjaypatrick on twitter)