Episode Summary: It’s Friday, freaks, and Tim wraps up the week with a full buffet of bizarre human behavior, social media meltdowns, and questionable culinary experiments. From Starbucks berry drink withdrawals to homemade “carnivore ice cream” with a truly primal secret ingredient, today’s show is equal parts ridiculous, gross, and oddly educational. There’s also a […]

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On Today’s Show: Plus: listener voicemails, petty irritations, Christian whores, and more absurdity than your microwave can handle. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

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Today on the show:💃 Richard Simmons returns from the dead to motivate your fat ass (and sing about eclairs)💻 When your AI girlfriend turns into an accomplice in an assassination plot🐭 The shocking common ground between vintage Disney cartoons and anonymous raw sex💦 Plus, it’s Pause Load Monday — and Tim brings you a very […]

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🏀 Distorted View Daily – August 7th, 2025 🍉🎙️ On Today’s Episode: 💩 Highlights & Low Points:📣 DV Announcements:🥳 Listener Birthdays:🗑️ Final Thoughts: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

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On the Show: Ball tapping is out — ball treatment is in. Today, Tim serves up a nut-centric audio buffet for sponsor Neetee, complete with black alpha daddy dominance drills. Plus: All this, listener voicemails, and more brain-melting stupidity from around the globe. 📅 Sponsor: Neetee – BLAQUE content request fulfilled.🎧 Listen now: distortedview.com | […]

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On the Show: 💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation because he might have said “breakfast.” A reminder that in America, fast food confusion can lead to canine units. 🦇 Bat in Mouth, Bills in HandA woman accidentally eats part […]

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On the Show: 💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation because he might have said “breakfast.” A reminder that in America, fast food confusion can lead to canine units. 🦇 Bat in Mouth, Bills in HandA woman accidentally eats part […]

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On Today’s Episode: Plus: 💥 Listen Now 📅 Date: Monday, July 28, 2025 🔒 Bonus segment for Sideshow freaks drops later today! 🎧 Sideshow sign-up: ⁠distortedview.com⁠ 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 📬 Email: ⁠[email protected]⁠ 💰 Support: ⁠Patreon.com/DistortedView Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236

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Distorted View Daily Show Notes – July 25, 2025 🎉 It’s National Orgasm Week, Freaks!Celebrate your right to moan with 50% off at AdamAndEve.com. We’re talking vibrating nipple clamps, Newton’s Cradle-inspired cock rings, and whatever future-sex gizmos are now USB-chargeable. Use promo code FREAK to turn your nips into pleasure batteries. On Today’s Episode: Distorted […]

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