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On Today’s Show: Sign Up For The Sideshow and Become A True And Honorable Freak! 00:00:00  Free Mini Sticker Sheet 00:59:17  Introduction 03:21:14  Moxie The Robot Is Getting Killed 12:07:08  Jerking Off With Bugs 13:02:03  That Perplexing Kerrygold Butter Commercial 17:52:01  Back To Masturbating With Slugs 24:01:23  The Sounds Of The Butthole 25:38:19  Bros Sharing […]

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  DV Store Radio 02:02:23  Introduction 05:57:13  Upcoming Black Friday Deals 06:48:21  The Kitchenaid Mixer Saga: The Beginning 10:44:00  The Mixer Saga: My Big Mistakes 14:47:15  The Mixer Saga: The Target Store Return 18:59:08  The Mixer Saga: Back Home – Marital Problems 27:03:07  The Mixer Saga: Ending 29:23:07  A Very Gay Man […]

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