On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily – Friday, December 12, 2025 Comedy Podcast | Bizarre News | Offensive Humor | Satire Today’s 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily brings you $5 off the Distorted View semi-automatic (not a gun) foldable umbrella. Head to shop.distortedview.com and use promo code WET (W-E-T) to save $5 today only. […]

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On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily NSFW comedy podcast • weird news • Florida man crime • electric rectum pain • Sagittarius Shaughty sponge saga Today’s midweek freak-show is packed with medical misery, bad life choices, and holiday deals: 📞 Voicemail & Text LineCall or text 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) – or text 4HAIRYCUNT – to […]

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On Today’s Show: Distorted View Daily Show Notes – Monday, December 8, 2025Host: Tim HensonEpisode type: Free show / Adult comedy podcast / NSFW bizarre news, internet weirdos & Christmas misery It’s the start of the 12 Deals of Distorted View Daily and Tim is kicking off the holidays by dangling promo codes in front […]

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On Today’s Show: On today’s show: 💋 Hand Pussy & “Podcasturbation” Guy ReturnsRichard is back with a fresh episode of his masturbation-only show, complete with “hand pussy” talk, baby voice humiliation, and a formal “No Pussy Pledge” for self-described beta male wankers. Tim reads the pledge, riffs on the mantras, and imagines Mr. Rogers calmly […]

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On Today’s Show: Tim pops in with a quick update: today’s Sideshow-exclusive episode is running a little behind schedule, so this morning you’re getting a Best Of — and for once, everyone gets to hear it. Sideshow freaks, don’t panic: your new episode will still hit later this afternoon. Friday’s show should drop at the […]

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On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: On the show today: All that plus your voicemails, texts to 4-Hairy-Cunt, end-of-show jingles, and the eternal search for the perfect goddamn sink color. A listeners $25,000 sink suggestion: 00:00:00  Whhhaaaat Wednesday Deals: Last Chance To Save On Sideshow Membership 00:58:14  Introduction 03:02:06  Kitchen Reno Woes / Accused Of […]

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On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show Cyber Monday Sideshow Deals & Support Listener Interaction 00:00:00  The DV Store: shop.distortedview.com 00:29:13  Introduction 01:57:00  Pooping Out A Fererro Rocher Chocolate Ball 03:00:22  MAGA Republic Penis Trainer 05:57:08  Showing Off STD’s On You Livestream 19:13:05  How Not To Pickup Women 24:06:09  Allergic To Virtual Reality Food 29:32:03  Cyber […]

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On Today’s Show: Tim kicks things off with a Black Friday mega-sale announcement and a reminder that fun shopping is mandatory. Sideshow memberships are massively discounted (33% off monthly, yearly & lifetime). Plus, the 2025 Distorted View Store is officially open with new merch, embroidered hats, shirts, drinkware, pillows, and more. After the sales pitch […]

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On Today’s Show: Thanks to today’s sponsor, longtime freak Alirio, we’re finally tackling the massive backlog of DV voicemails — and we’re starting all the way back in 2017. Yes, Tim chokes on mucus, dredges up ancient listener messages, resurrects dead callers, goes off on a Tourette’s documentary detour, and somehow still barely gets through […]

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On Today’s Show: Tim kicks off Thanksgiving week by revisiting his dark past as an AOL “please don’t cancel” ghoul, then dives headfirst into the rancid online worlds of dog-abusing TikTok goblins, neo-Nazi child recruiters, and Jeffrey Epstein’s inbox cosplay. Plus: highway exhibitionism, old-school DV prank calls, and why Tim’s eyeballs sometimes decide to go […]

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