Distract Me, Please

By Podcastgirly

This is a work in progress. Everything you hear is satire, and everything you see may or may not be a joke.... more

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Distract Me, Please episodes:

March 15, 2022 We got kicked out of the Illuminati
Imma be honest, this is one of the wildest podcast episodes I have ever recorded. We started talking about tiddys, conspiracy theories, boys, weddings, smoking, and a whole lot of weird noises. We were sober in the making of this, and I have to say that because it just gets weird. Just press play and expect nothing xoxo -a confused host (the reason I changed the title https://twitter.com/iefteyez/status/1504622903383445508?s=21 )
Kam's Ig: pajamakam
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53min
March 10, 2022The woman was too stunned to speak
This week I literally just talk about my life, what I've been up to, what my new interests have been and more. At the end of the podcast I also get waaaaaaay too personal but we're not gonna talk about it. That's literally it, if you're new to the pod I do not recommend this as your first episode because it gets, como se dice............. *dull*.
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42min
March 06, 2022 Philosophy explained by a philosophy major
This episode includes all of my dating secrets, because my dating life is kinda hectic at the moment. I literally only talk about dating and philosophy in this one, but don't worry I also sing like 3 different songs in this episode. Please join me for this real chill podcast episode. #Enjoy #LiveLaughLove #SmileyFace

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51min
February 27, 2022 This is just ghetto
YUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR
Y'all I am slightly off the deep end a.k.a too much caffeine in this episode. All clips were recorded before the gym, after taking pre-workout and it shows! I talk about being burnt out and the term "good hair" in the black community. I also discuss so much more but I wanna save that for the episode. AND THERE'S A TEE RICH SONG AT THE END! #enjoy :)
This episode is basically an art project
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35min
February 23, 2022 Major Bag Alert
Bro you're confused? Im f***ing confused!!!! like I have no idea what this episode is, but it exists so it is what it is. Also I'm living for this tiktok trend so enjoy my title LMAAAOOOOOO. I talk about dating and booty bands in this one #RAWRXD.... I'll leave now.
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46min
February 18, 2022 Crackhead Dream with a Pinch of Podcast
Bro this show will literally make you lol, it will have you roflmao in real life. We leave no topic undiscussed. Why can’t men compliment a woman’s body but woman can? Do men wash their balls? Roaches live in water? Pubic hair or no pubic hair? Can men handle getting their chest wax? Worst Brazilian wax story ever, first time getting a Pap smear, big tiddys suffocating you at the doctors office and more. Get ready for one of the most unfiltered podcast episodes that I have ever produced.
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55min
February 06, 2022 He told me throw it back ABOW
Soooooooooo, this podcast is very sexual so listen at your own risk. We talk a lot about boys, and music, and sex, and slurs for some reason. This is also a part two from Wednesday's episode, so if you missed that go listen to it now!!!!!
#PleaseDontCancelMe
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1h 22min
February 02, 2022 Tinder Horror Stories (part 1)
I am so scared to click upload. Mom if you found this episode, no you didn't. I need everybody to buckle up for this very sexual yet funny as f*** podcast episode. Spotify is already asking me to read their rules, and I believe I broke almost all of them in this single episode. 🤣 It gets wild and we leave no topic undiscussed. #PleaseDontCancelMe
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1h 10min
January 28, 2022 That's a big word for Elmo
Basically... I deleted my social media accounts because I desperately needed a break and discovered I have a hardcore addiction to social media. This is such a random episode, but its really funny. Grab your dancing shoes because there is a dance party in the middle of this one! ROLE THE PODCAST INTRO LINDA!
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28min
January 24, 2022 You can't buy this kind of entertainment off the streets
Its been a hell of a week and I am not living for it. I talk about selling feet pictures, my newly single crush that I've been patiently waiting for, the Jamie Lynn call her daddy podcast episode, and so much more. Welcome to the distract me, please podcast extravaganza!
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54min

FAQs about Distract Me, Please:

How many episodes does Distract Me, Please have?

The podcast currently has 249 episodes available.