Distracto!

Distracto!

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  • DISTRACTO! - Episode 23: "ITALIAN SPIDERMAN!"

    There are few truly great things in life, but for the sake of ease, here are a few that might be on

    that list:

    A perfect macchiato.

    A beautiful woman.

    A well oiled shotgun.

    A winning hand of Blackjack.

    A chicken that lays packs of cigarettes.

    An arch nemesis who turns himself, and others, into snakes.

    Ah.... Heaven.

    What? What’s that you say? None of that (except for the beautiful woman and macchiato) is

    real life?

    *PUNCH TO THE FACE*

    IT IS IF YOU ARE ITALIAN SPIDERMAN!

    *Cue theme song!*


    Show Notes HERE:

    1 hr 24 min
  • DISTRACTO! - Episode 22: "ROMANTASY w/ RACHAEL!"

    This week on Distracto the boys are joined by the lovely Rachael from the Some Like it Smut podcast!

    Rachael shares her vast knowledge about the fast-growing world of literary Romantasy while Brian and Caleb make way too many jokes about bodily fluids!So strap in, or strap ON, because either way, it’s gonna get SPICY!


    Listen NOW on:Spotify, YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, Pandora, I Heart Radio, & Audibledistractopod.comAlso Listen to Some Like it Smut on Spotify

    somelikeitsmutpodcast.com!

    #distracto #distractopod #somelikeitsmutpodcast #romantasy #sarajmaas


    1 hr 34 min
  • DISTRACTO! - Episode 21: "DRINKING GAMES!"

    It’s Episode 21 and that means our little podcast is legally old enough (episodically) to drink! 

    This week, Brian takes Caleb on a global booze cruise through the crazy world of Drinking Games!

    So set up your solo cups, grab a hammer and chug an irresponsible amount of alcohol and let's RAGE!

    **Please use discretion when operating a hammer while intoxicated…or, on second thought…just don’t use any hammers at all. 

    SHOW NOTES:


    1 hr 23 min
  • DISTRACTO! - Episode 20: "DISTRACTO WATCHES WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD & HONEY!"

    Hey there, Distracto-land!

    We've hit episode 20, so that means you get an episode where we watch another movie so you don't have to!

    Opinions were divided on this one, so we brought in an extra special guest to help Caleb and Brian figure out how bad (or good) this flick actually is!

    ...it was pretty bad, but in a good way?

    You decide!

    LISTEN TODAY!





    1 hr 41 min
  • DISTRACTO! - Episode 19: "THE '72 COCAINE & TEQUILA SUNRISE TOUR!"

    If wrecked hotel rooms, stadium riots, casual arson and an endless supply of booze and drugs are all things you can mention on a resume, chances are you were a part of one of the most infamous and unhinged music tours in rock history!

    Join Brian & Caleb as we travel back to 1972 for the non-stop, insane, traveling party that was the Rolling Stones North American Tour!

    Neil Young famously said “rock n’ roll will never die” but man…it certainly tried!

    Listen NOW on: Spotify, YouTube, Apple Podcasts, Pandora, Amazon Music, Audible & I Heart Radio!

    Show notes HERE


    1 hr 23 min
  • DISTRACTO! - Episode 18: "AMERICAN GHOST TOWNS!"

    Ahhh, America.

    There’s a lot you can say about this nation.

    Good, bad, ugly, and fucking weird.

    While today’s America is full of cities, suburbs, farmland, and all manner of places, that wasn’t always the case. 

    Journey back in time with Caleb and Brian as Caleb leads us on an adventure into Americas forgotten places; lost to time and the elements.

    Be warned, however, some of these places may still have some lingering souls, and perhaps a few who may still be alive….

    Click HERE for the show notes!

    1 hr 28 min
  • DISTRACTO! - Episode 17: "PINBALL!"

    Do you ever feel like you are just trying to survive?

    Does it seem that despite your best intentions, that life has a way of pulling you back down towards some deep dark void and the only thing you can do is frantically kick against the undertow of existence in a futile struggle against time and gravity?

    You should relax…and play some PINBALL!

    This week Brian & Caleb take us on a weird and wild journey through the world of America’s most famous (and infamous) arcade game!

    It’ll be fun, we promise!

    SHOW NOTES HERE:


    1 hr 14 min
  • DISTRACTO! - Episode 16: "THE DEVIL'S CUP!"

    Are you a coffee drinker?

    Do you imbibe the bitter black brew?

    The Devil’s Cup?

    Caleb and Brian are both voracious consumers of the bean, and dedicate this discussion to

    some of the more noteworthy and ridiculous stirs surrounding the origins of coffee, and its

    journey from Ethiopia to the rest of the world.

    Pour yourself a cup, sit your ass down, and sip away as we talk about the history of the world

    ...according to coffee!

    Show notes HERE!

    1 hr 27 min
  • DISTRACTO! - Episode 15: "REVENGE OF THE STREET WINES!"

    Let’s face it, some podcasts over promise and under deliver.

    Here at DISTRACTO, we never want our listeners to feel like they have been cheated out of quality audio comedy.

    So, that’s why in this week’s episode Caleb and Brian are delivering on a promise made waaaaaaay back in episode 5.

    That’s right, this week DISTRACTO revisits STREET WINES!


    Dear God…what have we done?


    1 hr 27 min
  • DISTRACTO! - Episode 14: "DRAGON CON!"

    What’s up, DISTRACTO-land?!

    It’s finally here! 

    The episode that was 14 episodes in the making! 

    It’s the topic that you’ve all been waiting for!

    …or at least the topic you’ve all been waiting for Brian and Caleb to shut up about.

    This is the week where thousands of nerds, geeks and delightful weirdos descend upon Atlanta and bask in the collective pop-culture orgy that is DRAGON CON!

    This episode is all about the Costumes, Chaos and Carpet that is Dragon Con weekend!

    So get ready to get weird!

    Show notes HERE:


    1 hr 21 min

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