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Divide And Multiply episodes
- Episode #10 UA Horror StoriesI am one of the lucky ones who gets to administer drug tests to people at my job. Here are some fun stories about my experiences. Please note these stories will be disgusting and will either make you laugh or gag depending on your sense of humor. Enjoy!13 min
- Episode # 9 - Sunday Drives and Sex Toys
This episode focuses on some of the things we have found while searching people, and while doing shakedowns of cells.
10 min - Episode # 8: Space Invaders
This is dedicated to the people with seemingly no sense of personal space with whom we interact on a daily basis.
10 min - Episode # 7: Medical nightmares and blasts from the past.Much like the title describes I discuss medical nightmares and individuals who still haunt me15 min
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- Episode #5: What are the strangest words you've either read or written in a report?
My inspiration for this episode came from a question posed on one of the Corrections pages I follow on FB.
10 min - Episode # 4 - Cue the Shitshow!I would like to paint you a picture of how my work day went today. I am a gigantic black cloud when it comes to being in our booking area.11 min
- Poop Roulette and Other Biohazardous Games You Don't Want to PlayThis episode is a brief glance into why people who work in corrections develop a twisted sense of humor as a way of coping with the more disgusting parts of the job.8 min
- Mathing is hard!Here are a few examples of why you should stay in school. Simple math is really not that difficult.5 min
- Introduction - why am I doing a podcast?This is a brief explanation of why I chose to do a podcast. There's also what I think is maybe a not-so-funny situation that one of our dispatchers shared with me, and I feel the need to share it with you. I think this will explain why we in law enforcement have such a strange sense of humor. We develop it to deal with the situations that we respond to. You just can't make this stuff up!5 min
About Divide And Multiply
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Working in law enforcement - specifically, corrections - for almost 30 years gives a person a unique perspective on things. This is my take on humor, managing stress, and life in general.
Please know there will probably be strong language sprinkled throughout this podcast.