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Working in law enforcement - specifically, corrections - for almost 30 years gives a person a unique perspective on things. This is my take on humor, managing stress, and life in general. Please know... more
FAQs about Divide And Multiply:How many episodes does Divide And Multiply have?The podcast currently has 31 episodes available.
April 22, 2020Episode #10 UA Horror StoriesI am one of the lucky ones who gets to administer drug tests to people at my job. Here are some fun stories about my experiences. Please note these stories will be disgusting and will either make you laugh or gag depending on your sense of humor. Enjoy!...more13minPlay
March 29, 2020Episode # 9 - Sunday Drives and Sex ToysThis episode focuses on some of the things we have found while searching people, and while doing shakedowns of cells....more10minPlay
March 23, 2020Episode # 8: Space InvadersThis is dedicated to the people with seemingly no sense of personal space with whom we interact on a daily basis....more10minPlay
March 14, 2020Episode # 7: Medical nightmares and blasts from the past.Much like the title describes I discuss medical nightmares and individuals who still haunt me...more15minPlay
February 22, 2020Episode# 6: Where my ladies at??We discuss the joys of housing female inmates....more24minPlay
February 15, 2020Episode #5: What are the strangest words you've either read or written in a report?My inspiration for this episode came from a question posed on one of the Corrections pages I follow on FB. ...more10minPlay
February 08, 2020Episode # 4 - Cue the Shitshow!I would like to paint you a picture of how my work day went today. I am a gigantic black cloud when it comes to being in our booking area....more11minPlay
February 03, 2020Poop Roulette and Other Biohazardous Games You Don't Want to PlayThis episode is a brief glance into why people who work in corrections develop a twisted sense of humor as a way of coping with the more disgusting parts of the job....more8minPlay
January 27, 2020Mathing is hard!Here are a few examples of why you should stay in school. Simple math is really not that difficult....more5minPlay
January 21, 2020Introduction - why am I doing a podcast?This is a brief explanation of why I chose to do a podcast. There's also what I think is maybe a not-so-funny situation that one of our dispatchers shared with me, and I feel the need to share it with you. I think this will explain why we in law enforcement have such a strange sense of humor. We develop it to deal with the situations that we respond to. You just can't make this stuff up!...more5minPlay
FAQs about Divide And Multiply:How many episodes does Divide And Multiply have?The podcast currently has 31 episodes available.