Scott wears a pocket square. Dan's kids told him that they asked their mom if she'd listen to the podcast and she said no, but if Dan says anything bad about her, she plans to sue him for defamation of character. And the kids think she's serious. Scott deals with his youngest threatening to sue him and put him in jail and take all his money.

This leads to a conversation about when to take your ex back to court if they are not abiding by the divorce agreement. When is the right time to get lawyers and the courts involved?

And Dan has Swipe Thumb. Yes, he actually injured his thumb swiping left on dating profiles. And, sage advice for those out there: Don't swipe and wipe with the same hand.

FUN TIME: Dan shows Scott a few dating profiles and asks Scott to pick which Dan would LEAST want to go on a date with. The answer WILL surprise you.

We end with Dan discussing the one year anniversary of his separation and how he got ghosted AGAIN by someone. Why does this keep happening?!?!?! We try to figure that out.