Dan has a blue suit jacket on. COMPLETELY LINED IN TARDISES. It's the mullet version of sport coats: business on the outside, party on the inside.

We spend a lot of time on what to do when the language of your divorce agreement is left up to interpretation. Dan's ex showed the kids a picture of the guy she is dating, and we discuss if that constitutes a breach of the language in their divorce agreement. Scott lends his sage insight to the situation — this is about as big brother-little brother as this show gets.

Dan mocks Scott for having a boring lifestyle, to which Scott replies by talking about the time he DRANK WINE WITH BILLY JOEL IN ITALY? (Was it a bottle of white? A bottle of red? A bottle of rosé, instead?)

We show a teaser video for the full site, and talk about the Divorced Dad Playbook turtle mascot, and how it came to be. This leads to a conversation about the time in Dan's divorce where he realized you can't expect other people to love you until you learn to love yourself.

Dan learns his nephews know he made out with a homeless woman (maybe) in a park. Scott gets distracted by Siri and Dan talks about a woman he made out with after she heard he made out with a park rando.

Scott isn't sure he likes his voice. And Dan got a call from a woman he dated — and who he envisions possibly dating again when he reaches a more stable point in his life — asking for advice about the guy she is with now. What should he do?!?