Welcome ladies and gentlemen, as I give you my movie parody of… Paranormal activity! Enjoy

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, I bring you my parody of a horror classic! Nightmare on Elm Street. I hope you enjoy.

Okay ladies, and this scenario you are a very valued customer. And you came to the gigolo hotel to get some satisfaction! I have the pleasure of being your gigolo for the day and hopefully the night.

OK ladies, in this scenario I went out with my good friend to a new place we just discovered. As we entered we noticed that it is packed filled with women all over the place! As we are having a drink at the bar, I noticed you from a distance and decide to make my move.

OK ladies, in this scenario I am doing a radio show and my man salami, has to go home to tend to his wife. You’re taking over his shift and you surprise me when you came into the studio. You hurt me whisper something and you are very curious on what’s going to happen next.

OK ladies, in this Christmas scenario a little boy is putting a plate of cookies and a glass of almond milk for Santa Claus. When Santa arrives, the little boy greets him but is told to go back to bed while Santa visit his mother and her best friend. This is when the pleasure is beginning to start.

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, as I tell the story of Nurse Tabatha Jordan and Dr. Peter Francis. Tabatha is a single and lonely nurse working at the clinic and Dr. Francis is he now divorced man who urines for passion. What will happen when you have one Christmas Eve dinner together?

OK ladies, I let your uncle Philip, stay in our guest bedroom. He’s lonely and he’s going through some things but he’s a little mentally unstable. Now, I don’t mind him being here with him in the guest room and Tiffany upstairs in the third-floor but, your uncle is crazy as hell! And he needs to find another place within two weeks! Or he’s going to drive me crazy!

This is a story of two individuals who live with each other as roommates. Both complete opposites, both needing to be loved and eventually searching for love. One fateful week turned into a very sensual event for these two star crossed lovers!

OK ladies, it is now a very early Christmas day. You are eager to open up your presents, but I’m not ready to get up and go downstairs. So you decide to bring up one gift and wake me up so you can open it. You had your eyes set on one gift in particular, so I want you to open it up and be very very surprised.