OK ladies, I have one position in mind that you should be familiar with! But this time it comes with a twist, as I position you into away on the bed and watch you wrap your legs around my neck and I pick you up!

OK ladies, I went over to your parents house to check up on your niece. She is going to stay over there for a while and learn some new recipes from your mother. But while I’m here, you want to do a new position! I am always gamed and I’m ready for anything!

Welcome back ladies and gentlemen, in today’s episode we have our usual zany characters and we have a guest star coming to the torture room on the third floor! It’s movie star, Ronald Schwarzenaggal! Come on in and listen to the crazy things that about to happen, and please enjoy!

OK ladies, it is later on that day and you decide to show me your new position! You asked me to go buy the daybed because it has the railings you need to balance yourself! I was wondering what you’re going to do and when I finally seen the position and I am totally amazed at your agility!

OK ladies, your niece is at your parents house and your uncle is in a new facility. So we have the house to ourselves! What can we do with all this free time? We’ve done just about every position imaginable, but I think we can think of some new ones!

These are the logs of the USS star jammer. Our mission is to map out solar systems, galaxies and as much of the universe that we can do! Also part of our mission is to meet new lifeforms and trade information and also have sex with them.

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, as I do another parody of a Disney classic! The original movie is the jungle book! This is my version and I hope you enjoy

Well, once again we’re back at the mall to finish off the major shopping we need to accomplish! My girlfriend seems to be agitated for some reason, come to find out she’s on her menstrual cycle and she’s been very angry lately! She says she is ready to fight and I’m wondering what is going to happen next?

Well, we must finish our shopping so we’re back at the mall again! This time, I put BabyBoo on a leash with a collar around her neck! Only to find out she is in heat! So what the hell can happen next?

OK, so me and my lady are at the mall doing some shopping and enjoy each other‘s company. While we’re deciding where we’re going to eat at, I see someone from my past that I did not want to see ever again! It is my ex girlfriend and she wants to talk from some apparent reason. What is going to happen next?