Alright treacle slits. It's April Fools Day today. Let's do some topical comedy. I'm quitting to become an EDM DJ and getting a sex change to really clean up on that Lesbian DJ scene.

HAHA LOL JAJA ROFL I'M SO FUNNY

Just listen to the music.

Safe,

B

Howdy folks!

Your eyes are not deceiving you - this show is 20 minutes shorter than usual. Believe it or not this wasn't my fault. We got it resolved in the end and went live with a super speed show firing out the freshest garage n bass around.

Big ups!

B

Easy Kiddie Winks!

What a crazy week in the UK. We've been inundated with snow from a freezing blast coming in from Russia known as The Beast From The East. We don't have an infrastructure set up to handle this, so I think Canadians and Norwegians are a little mean right now.

Well, dry your eyes mate, before the tears freeze. Just get your headphones in and rave to a show with 100% fresh beats.

Keep it livid,

B

Super happy positive vibes to you all. Hope you enjoy this one.

B

This show will cover you like a romance explosion. Thanks for Choo Choo Choosing the Brainz

Big up

B

Ha-whata-gwarn people deeple. Back again with another show. The backend of January has been a bit of a slow month for new music, so there's lots of old (modern) favourites thrown into the mix on this one.

Hope it stirs your porridge.

B

Happy New Year! I hope you're all busy telling yourself lies about how you're going to change this year. Pro tip: You can change whenever you want. If you want something - take it.

Smiles

B

It's the most wonderful time of the yearrrrrrrr.

So it's been a while, kids. I pulled the 1210s out of retirement for a clangfest. Probably the same tunes I play every time to be fair. Anyway, check the video out of extra jokes of a prick in a Santa hat struggling to lock a mix like the good ol' days.

Thanks for your support in 2017. Next mix will be the year's best of. Here's to a banging 2018.

Big up.

B

This wan is bound to leave you shredded after you rocksteadily bebop to the garage n bass sounds.

Yeah I'm scraping several barrels here. That's how I roll.

Big up

B

Guess who's back? That's right - the Marvel Maaaaan. He took his first trip to the brand new Brainz Cave. I had a lot of fun and I hope you do too listening to it.

Big up to Marvel for coming now. Always bringing the vibes that bring the five.

Safe

B

https://youtu.be/ciLwd6L-7xk