YO! So I ducked out of my Saturday show to visit the West Country in the UK. You'd think it'd be a cheap holiday. Next time I'm booking the freaking Canaries again.

Oh yeah, I picked up a cover show. It's some GAH-RAH-HEY and BASS for you.

Keep it large like a castle.

B

Yo baby!

You ever had your b-hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?

Snoochie boochies

B

So I had to skip my Saturday slot this time around because I was babysitting a post-op dog. (Puppy having knee surgery, not a really ugly person transitioning). So I picked up a Sunday show and did my thing. I think both live listeners really enjoyed it.

Hope you do too.

B

Alright Bunky Spumlovers!

We're back doing it proper. Another cracking selection of the finest Garage n Bass to make you scream SMACK MY ASS AND CALL ME BESSIE.

No, YOU'RE in the closet.

B

Mashin' what, you ask? I dunno. But if you're using 2 hands I bet you're very popular.

B

Love is in the air. Hang on, that's not love, that's last night's Nandos. Damn, babygirl. Do you need a shit?

LOVE YOU GUYS xx

B

Man I am really running out of ideas for show titles. Any ideas are welcomed on a postcard.

BOP THIS

B

It's 2023 fam! You know what that means? The date is now different to last year, and we're a little closer to the inevitable oblivion that approaches the human race.

CHEERY! Good Christmas?

B

It's that time of year again where I dress like a prick and clang a whole bunch of badly thought out tunes together. This year was a real festive shitshow. Um... Like and subscribe, I guess?

B

Anyone been watching the millionaires have a kickabout? Didn't take long for everyone to forget about all the dead workers buried under the pitch.

That got dark quickly. Better listen to some GARRIDGE M8.

B