Dj Fannypack

Dj Fannypack

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Dj Fannypack episodes

  • Dj Fannypack “Krash N Burn 720”
    Dj Fannypack takes you on a musical journey starting off the bat with a strong Trick Daddy and UGK. Also exclusive remixes including Wiz Kalifa, Cam’ron, David Banner, Ludacris, Trina and more. Dj Fannypack is bringing the mix back to the mixtape game. These are 1 of 1 tracks #donforgetyourfannypack
    18 min
  • Day in the L.O.T.A. Chapter 5 "Decisions, Decisions, Decisions"

    Day in the L.O.T.A. Chapter 5 "Decisions, Decisions, Decisions"

    Hello, you have reached the home of Reverend Jesse Luther Farrakhan X Jr. I can't get to the phone right now but if you leave hello hello rev here. Hey Rev is T. Roy AMEN T-roy

    I Ain’t Seen  you in church in a while you know you need Fellowship to stay strong. 

    Come on Rev.  Where are you my pastor, you supposed to be listening. You ain't always 

    supposed to Tell me what I need to be doing

     besides that you don't be complaining about them checks I send you. 

    Well Alright . T-roy What’s  happening. I got three record labels interested in my music. One Flew me out to Vegas but the CEO is a straight bully. He tries to use intimidation. You know I'm not really into someone telling me how to make my music. The other one is in New York and then boys are pretty bad. I mean, Are bad entertain to the fullest, you know, they go all out. I can see myself fitting into their label. The last one there from Atlanta, is made up of these guys who are like icons in the music industry, but they sent me a

    Korg Triton  I can respect that because I can stay in control of my music. You know I'm saying, Rev Well T-roy All right, you need to pray about it. You need a pray. Until your knees or soar from kneeling, you need to WALK  the floor. And Call On Name of Jesus to help show you your direction, if you need to remember that, no matter what, huh, they can't take your talent away from your , God gave it to you. And if you Pray about it, GOD Will show you the way

    to go. 

    Thanks Rev You always put me in the right direction. That's what I'm here for. What you need to do.  is getting that studio and keep on making your own music. Don't let nothing stop you. I don't let nobody stop. Don't let nobody tell you you can't do it and if they ever I'm trying to tell you yeah Can’t do it. You tell ‘em 

    Until you do right 

    by me until  you do right by me

     until you do right by me everything they do. Who will Crumble Hallelujah. Thank you  Jesus 

    AMEN


    3 min
  • Day in the L.O.T.A. Chapter 4 "Hairlip's Love Life" narrated by Tarris "Troy" Horton

    He said it again, last night that if I don't stop seeing you, that there was going to be big trouble. Hi scaredy your daddy. If he wouldn't have been. So prejudiced than maybe he wouldn't have driven you to date me besides that, I got somebody watching your daddy to make sure that he don't do nothing stupid, harelip set up. A massage therapist who Filbert's dad confides in and she reports his plans back to hairless. I just wish that he would understand that. I love you and there's nothing in the world that's ever going to change that Meanwhile at the strip club they'll burn, has gotten Buck Wild and ran up a five thousand dollar tab. He is pissy, drunk talking bad to everyone inside. Hey, it's Fat Albert wintermeyer, baby. I get the Royal Treatment if you know what I mean. When looks at though, briefly then goes back to doing what they were doing. Filbert walks out the door jumped in the cab and heads for home. Hero is looking over three, different recording, contracts, weighing out his options. One label, flew him out to Las Vegas for a weekend for Fun, another label sent a private jet to get him and flew him to New York for a meeting with their a and are in another label. Sent him a brand-new cord Triton as a gift T Roy likes this company because by them sending him a cord Triton he figures he would be able to keep creative control of his career. T Roy calls his pastor


    2 min
  • Day in the L.O.T.A. Chapter 2 " Telbert Ballin"

    It was a typical night in Pimp City  T-Roy was closing down. The barbershop 

    Hairlip was checking his cell phone, checking his traps and Telbert was sitting on his favorite stool in front of the stage as close as he could possibly be to the stripper pole 

    Telbert’s  mind was racing. Can't stand my dad 

    thinking about his family  My Dads a fucking racist, his schoolwork

     schools at my ass 

    400 level classes. Nobody ever told me about a 400 level class  his future plans 

    T-roy you will never recognize me. I've got so much talent. He wants to deal with them street, boys. All the time them Street. Thugs, just trying to put everything in perspective. He thought, you know what, you know what, I'm going to treat myself to something really special, so he picks up the menu and begins to survey his option. Chocolate banana, split, nah, Vanilla Coke. Nah, I think I'll have the lap of luxury dance. Telbert signals to the waiter and says, I'll take the lap of luxury dance. Then the waiter asked Telbert how will you be paying for this today, cash or charge and Before Telbert could even realize what he was saying. He replied Hairlip told me to start a tab.  HAIRLIP TOLD ME TOO START A TAB the waiter knew that Hairlip until Telbert sister were dating so he thought nothing of it and lead Telbert to his private room Telbert told the waiter and you know what add a fifty dollar tip on for you man and bring me and bring me a couple of bottles of your Meotz.


    2 min
  • Day in the Life of L.O.T.A. Chapter 1 narrated by Tarris "Troy" Horton

    Chapter 1 is the introduction of the characters T-roy, M.C. Hairlip and Telbert .

    Narrated by Tarris "Troy Horton

    Jesus. Jesus, Jesus. Come on out loud, screams comes from a room full of spiritual women who were acting as midwives. Just call his name, says, one of the ladies Jesus Jesus, the women all say together as someone was tearing for the Holy Ghost, a big push and a loud. Scream occurs, as T, Roy The Golden Child was begat into this world. Meanwhile, at your local Watering Hole. Hey hello, another baby boy, you hear that fellas another baby boy. The whole bar celebrates with Ed and sings for, he's a jolly good fellow. Everyone seems to be really happy except Ed's pregnant mistress who starts to breathe heavy and is apparently going into labor. Never mind. As Ed and his mistress jump into the car and head toward the hospital during the heat of all. The excitement. Ed's mistress tell Ed that she is not ready to raise a mixed child without a father, a degrees to take the child into his home, with his family and raise him with the rest of his family. A big push in a loud scream and MC Hairlip was begat into this world. Let's fast forward, 22 years later t or the golden child has become a successful Barber owning his own Barbershop. He is also an up-and-coming rapper producer has been recently contacted by several major record. Labels hero is narrowing down his choices two 3 as the pressure grows, he is dealing with the stresses of Entrepreneurship. In the birth, of his new son Caput, his baby's mother, his unsupportive of T. Roy's dreams to be a rap star. And is constantly telling him that he is a loser, she tries to use verbal abuse, his stunts, his progress. MC Hairlip is a very successful pimp who controls and manipulates over 30 bitches. He has an escort service runs a strip club and Supply specialty items like male whores and same-sex date. MC Hairlip is a self-proclaimed mayor of Pimp City and also wraps with his half-brother T. Roy Hairlip has a Main girlfriend who happens to be white and has a brother named Telbert Weinermyer. Telbert is a nerd who wants to be down, Telbert enjoys skateboarding rap music and is one of Hairlips best customers at the strip club. Telbert’s home, life is crazy because his father is dealing with the fact that his daughter is dating, a black boy who he refers to as that nigger frequently. Telbert’s dad is very Prejudiced, and has been the blunt of his peers jokes all around town because Hairlip is known pimp. And is often seen driving the. Weinermyer family truck, Telbert is president of the Country Boy, Entertainment fan club and begs T Roy for the chance to wrap Telbert claims to have mad skills on the mic on one cold night in Pimp City. Things seem normal. But who knew that Would change T, Roy, Hairlip and Telberts life forever.


    3 min
  • Hortonhearsu2023 interview with David Cooper for Governor

    Hortonhearsu2023 goes Facebook Live with David Cooper for Kentucky Governor. Tune in as we discuss Medical Marijuana, Veterans in the Commonwealth, and Why is David Cooper running for Governor of Kentucky. Watch Live or Watch Later Kentucky Politics from a #B1 Black Conservative Heterosexual Male POV #hortonhearsu2023 #thisistarris #hortonhearsu #mimick #kentucky #politics Powered by Asktarrishorton for Country Boy Entertainment sponsored by Hortons Social Corner

    1 hr
  • Dj Fannypack “It Feels Good To Be A Bengal”
    Damn, it feels good to be a Bengal, A real Bengal Nigga plays his cards right. A real Bengal ass nigga will finish what you start. So when the ops come around, you better Act Right, a real Bengal ass nigga ain't got a flex much, because the rest of the league no we got it. If it's brown flush it down and wipe our ass with the towel, clip the wings of the birds, so you know we bout it to all you star love and want to be cheesehead Cheesesteak trash-talking poop booty. Wanksters run. That back to all. You start loving wannabe Cheesesteak cheesehead trash-talking poop booty. Wanksters every since Jamar & Joey B touched down, damn it feels good to be a Bengal, every since Jamar and Joey B be touched down. Damn, it feels good to be a Bengal . Don't forget your fannypack.
    3 min

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