Dj Lipton

Just you alone at home with the crunk monkey judging if these beats can stand by themselves.

Here's to an enjoyable Sunday filled with Crunk music. Cheers!

I just want to take my dog on a peaceful walk. I was going to a wooded area behind the neighborhood. Then the millionaire naked baby people moved in and their dog get out of the fence and attacked us. So I wrote them a letter and they ignored it like the garbage they are. Then I walked him around the circle like normal person would. Every fucking hillbilly trash lets their dog out and chases us down the street. So I'll walk down 38th street in the McDonald's and broken glass??? Fuck American Cowboy Trash. Eat a bowl-a-dick up.

First they demonized cigarettes. Now they are demonizing alcohol. Soon we will be all zombies in front of a screen doing whatever is told of us.

Lucky you a whole weekend of mixtapes. Thanks for tuning in and enjoy. To my fans who listen to pretty much everything I do a note of gratitude to you! You make it worthwhile.

I thought in America you had to deserve a parade. I guess we have a dictator now. Like North Korea. I wonder if Space Force will be in the procession? This is your alternative to our president's parade.

I'm pretty much done with pork and red meat.

About goddamn time I made a new mix.

In the nineties sometimes I would hang out with people who had piercings. I even worked next door to a piercing shop. One of them either told me or I read about men getting their penis surgically cut in half and then put back together with piercing barbells. Me? Nope I have no piercings or tattoos.

Poverty's Paradise