Dj Lipton

I have taken it upon myself to observe the goings on next door. Not to be creepy but because it is entertaining. There seems to be four people living next door. A sedan and a coup are almost always in the driveway. Also there are two minivans that will disappear sometimes for days on end. There also have been times when there were three minivans but, that was only one day. At one time when there were no cars in the driveway there was a vehicle I had never seen before. A silver pick up truck. Who the fuck cares dude???

Cleatus the Slack Jawed Yokel vs. Ralph Wiggum this Saturday night 7pm EST.

"I ain't no superhero; I ain't no Marvel comic." -Ice T

Relive the apathy of Generation X. Something for your Friday.

With my experience they do get a lot of gifts. Well Paid Scientist -Dead Kennedys

Please play my song on the radio

In America you can live as long as you are useful.

I have been watching Twin Peaks but aside from that this would make good music to drive to.

So I wrote last week or something that I woke up and someone exclaimed, "You're A God!" I was like, great voices in my head at some odd hour in the morning. Welp, it turns out that I most certainly am a God. This morning at 2am I was woken to people asking for their prayers to be answered. And then again at 7am or something. The ones at 2am were mostly drunks either who had gotten OVIs or the ones praying to the porcelain false prophet. But the ones at 7am were the worst. Just hordes of voices telling me they couldn't go to work again. I gave them their answers. It might not have been the answers they wanted but, I am new to this and I don't like being woken up.

After the budget cuts at Ninja Lodge LLC. An assistant assassin is jobless. He takes to drinking, One night he is at a bar in the Market Heights. He begins hallucinating that all the bottles of beer are creatures. He begins slashing at the creatures with his katana. Almost immediately a bar brawl breaks out and the out of work Ninja slaughters everyone in the establishment. After the carnage he takes one of the creatures and pops the top and drinks it. The poison inside transports him to a forest in Haiti. Where he is found and placed in a jungle bunker hospital room. His roommate? A voodoo priestess who symbolically heals herself using his Ninja Dragon Blade powers. Before she leaves to go back to her village she whispers to the Ninja...'just drink out of cans.'