Imagine if you will...

The locksmith unlocks your door while you are asleep. But you have the security chain lock enabled. So the contortionist eases her way through the space in the door. Now she has access to your home. She is armed and lets the locksmith in. The locksmith is also armed and has training in mixed martial arts. You have a gun though but it's in the lock box or way up in the closet. Yep the criminals don't care.

I lost my mind washing dishes today.

I got more records than the court.

Unfortunately my needle bent on my turntable so there is some distortion through out the mixtape. My apologies.

There was this pregnant girl in Middle School. Her water broke at lunchtime. I had milk in my thermos and my Ewok lunchbox.

'Your' Black Friday Mixtape

You are not a vampire, a devil or, god.

You are not an alien or a ghost you are a fraud.

He's got the girl, the money, the cars and, it all.

Can we stop revolving around him?

His presence is far from a ball.

Every job I have had where I said to myself, I can do this, progress here and, in my own endeavors. There is always King Dick. King Dick wants to involve him/herself into your personal life, Why? Because he/she knows you have a plan and they are dead. Then King Dick makes it so bad you want to kill King Dick. Then you quit, get fired and/or worse. Put an end to King Dick!

My whole arm in other people's food, drink and, saliva.

Thad will do it.

Permanent injury to my back.

Thad will do it.

Burning my hands with mineral spirits.

Thad will do it.

Thad isn't going to do it anymore.

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