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Earfday and my Birfday are my two favorite days.

Since around 1993. I have been making mixtapes called 'Buggin'. Here is the 2024 installment by that name. The last one was in 2020. I am not exactly sure what buggin' means but, I am pretty sure I do it everyday.

Corrupt conformity will have you at your wits end. What the fuck I have to shit again?

...and just a little bit of crack so you can teabag your kitchen sink.

Sweet like Splenda and Good like McDonalds

The pig parties.

I like that because it makes me feel like I am better than you.

(Just admit that you would like to have slaves)

Martians bring my rice.

Noggin...