Dj Lipton

The tattooed lady at the grocery store with the little kid. No thanks. Whatever happened to the big butt girl from the bar?

Sup the ancient wine.

Fly to the islands for an hour, have a drink and, cheat on your husband.

It's 2456. You are sitting in a Denny's on the outskirts of the megalopolis of Washington D.C. on Easter. The temperature outside is 145 degrees and one of many new pandemics are at large. This one if you get it kills you within ten days and you don't even feel sick. No one cares and a clone of JD Vance is president locked away in the White House and ruling as a dictator should.

Is it punk? What is punk? Is it a lifestyle or the music?

This mixtape contains information on what to wear during Cherry Blossom Season.

ho hum, hum drum...too bad, so sad...

Again I screwed up again so this one sucks too. Two wrong versions and Vanilla Ice is way to loud. Time, people, bullshit... I've been up since seven thirty or something too. Get I get a round the way girl or whatever? I think I'll put the rap game down for a minute and see what I can come up with. Well for the most part.

This tape is bullshit and not thought out very well. Not that any of the artists are bullshit.

The tape sucks in my opinion. I'll try and do better tomorrow if people leave me alone. Only so many ways to can polish up a turd.

My old general manager at Pizza The Hutt told everyone that I was on crack because, I told someone else that I was drinking Kraken Spiced Rum. She must have overheard me. Get some culture bitch! Then my brother commented on a photo I took of a whole octopus they had for sale at Giant Evil one day. His comment was cracken for dinner. Please. Is everyone stupid now?