We start off this episode by answering to why we didn’t have a show last week (SPOILER ALERT: Allison was sick. #NotCOVID). Allison then shares some big personal news which leads us to talking about big podcast news. And after I pop open a Champale in Allison’s honor, we get into Britney Spears’ wedding including Jason “Not George Costanza” Alexander crashing that shit, Britney cursing out her brother over the news that he was invited, the wedding dress (it was Ver-sayce), the food, and the extremely random guest list. We’re going to need a Netflix investigative docu-series to explain to us why Ansel Elgort was there. And from Britney’s happy news, we wade into messy and depressing waters by covering Ezra Miller’s alleged terrorization of an 18-year-old.

Other stories we quickly cover include Julia Garner playing Madonna in the Madonna-directed Madonna biopic, Lea Michele being the first choice to replace Beanie Feldstein in Funny Girl, Netflix’s Squid Game game show, Martha Stewart getting made fun of for her “kid-friendly” salmon chowder, and Tom Brady agreeing to give his worn chonies to a fan

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