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DMV Mess Hall episodes

  • "No Horsing Around In London" episode 218

    🇬🇧 Tailgate Ted is flying solo before flying to London!

    Tailgate looks back at the win over Seattle and why the stats lied, Sonny Styles stepping up, Mariota managing the game, and Kain Medrano answering the call when Chenal went down.

    He talks Luvu potentially returning, speculates on why the Commanders are bringing back Ekeler, and addresses the ridiculous idea that there’s somehow a QB controversy in Washington.

    Then it’s all about London! 🇬🇧 Tailgate runs through the fan events happening across the pond and previews Sunday’s matchup with the Colts — slowing down Jonathan Taylor, being UNDERDOGS in our own London home game, and a chance to get back to .500 and stay in the NFC East race.

    Next stop… LONDON! 🏈🍷

    #Commanders #HTTC #DMVMessHall #NFLLondon

    31 min
  • "Sell Your Tickets Then" episode 217

    🏈 The home opener is finally here!

    The boys break down the first Home Game Rally of the season, talk about their excitement for Sunday, and how social media negativity is raining on everyone’s parade.

    We react to all the “doctors” on social media speculating about Jayden’s injury and recovery timeline, discuss Washington treading water until he returns, and revisit the false narrative that his teammates abandoned him.

    Plus: Cake Without Icing, Rally answers the big London question 🇬🇧, AI gives us reasons Washington will win Sunday, we preview the upcoming podcast schedule, and name 2 players who HAVE to step up for the Commanders to get the win.

    Sunday can’t get here soon enough. HTTC! 🏈🔥

    51 min
  • "Déjà Vu" episode 216

    🏈 The season is NOT over!The boys break down Jayden Daniels’ injury and push back on the narrative that his teammates left him on the field. We talk about Jayden cooking before the fluke injury, whether DQ should have kicked the FG or gone for the TD, and of course… Mikey "StandStill". 😂We also revisit whether surgery was ever an option for Jayden last year before getting into a HEATED debate: Should Kaliakmanis get the opportunity behind Mariota, or should the Commanders bring in another veteran?Plenty to debate. Let’s get into it. 🏈#HTTC #Commanders #DMVMessHall

    1 hr 1 min
  • "Leveling Up" episode 215

    It’s Dallas week—and the rivalry is officially on.

    We’re kicking things off with the details on Rally’s first official away-game rally of the season, then asking the question that always gets people fired up: how did so many local fans become Cowboys fans in the first place?

    On the field, Washington faces a huge test against Dallas’ offense. We debate whether Mikey Sainristil brings the ball-hawking 2024 version of himself to Texas—or whether the Philly struggles follow him into this matchup. Plus, after one wild week of football, are the standings actually telling us anything, or are fans already overreacting?

    Jayden Daniels cannot be expected to play Superman every snap. We talk about what the offense needs to do to help him, and whether Brian Blough’s play calling is doing enough to put the young quarterback in position to thrive.

    Then we close with the latest Commanders stadium renderings. The vision looks big, the excitement is real—but what does “affordable” actually mean when it comes time for fans to buy tickets, parking, food, and everything else that comes with game day?

    Dallas week. Rivalry week. Let’s get into it.

    1 hr 4 min
  • "Encouraged?"

    Well… Week 1 certainly gave us plenty to talk about.Rally recaps his trip to Philly, we talk about taking the Commanders +5.5, and remind everyone: Mute and Move On. 😂


    We break down our initial reactions to the game, question what happened with Sainristil and how short his leash should be, react to the Diggs TD celebration, and discuss why fans at home aren’t always seeing the full picture.


    Are we encouraged or discouraged by what we saw against the Eagles? Why didn’t Jayden run more? And what the hell happened on Hurts’ 3rd-and-18 scramble?

    It’s one game. Take a breath. The season is just getting started.


    59 min
  • "Five Guys" episode 213

    🏈 The boys are officially in Week 1 mode!

    We recap our Labor Day weekends, talk a potential Cowboy boots bet, and dive into the national perception of the Commanders heading into the season. Fellow fans are already talking trash, so naturally… we have some things to say. 😂

    We also check out the new food and drink options coming to NW Stadium, ask AI for 5 reasons the Commanders will have a good season, and revisit the never-ending Jayden Daniels vs. RG3 comparisons.

    We react to Jayden’s comments with Albert Breer, break down 3 things that HAVE to happen for Washington to have a successful season, and use the NFL Top 100 as a little extra fuel heading into Week 1.

    Plus, we hear from DQ on the pros and cons of having new coordinators, why he’s allowing more unscripted practices, where the Commanders land in the latest NFL Power Rankings, and debate season-long captains vs. weekly captains.

    And of course… we finish with our keys to the game for Week 1!

    The season is finally here. Let’s get it! 🏈🍷

    #HTTC #Commanders #DMVMessHall #NFL #WashingtonCommanders

    57 min
  • "London Fanzone" episode 212

    DMV Mess Hall — "London Fanzone"On the latest DMV Mess Hall, we’re taking a hard look at where the Commanders stand heading into the season.🇬🇧 We break down all of the London activities for fans and why the experience could be even better than Madrid was last year.🏈 We also discuss the future of the HailBBQ tailgates, the Commanders giving up 41 points to the Ravens, and the biggest concerns heading into the season.Is this officially Adam Peters’ team? Has the honeymoon between Peters and the fanbase come to an end? And why is the ongoing situation at center becoming such a major question mark?We debate the team's strategy at center, what the backup plan is, and whether Jayden Daniels being ready is enough if the supporting cast isn’t.We also discuss why fans can question this team while still supporting it, and take a closer look at the decision to put Sam Hartman on the practice squad.Lots to discuss as the Burgundy & Gold head toward Week 1. 🏈

    1 hr 3 min
  • "Not So Good" Episode 211

    This week on DMV Mess Hall, we’re talking preseason football, injuries, London and everything happening around the Commanders!

    🏈 Rally recaps his trip to White Castle in Detroit for the preseason game


    🎁 Tailgate unboxes the 2026 Season Ticket Holder gift — and what would fans rather receive?


    🏰 The NFL’s new Disney collaboration and which Disney characters other teams are getting


    🇬🇧 An update on the latest London fan activities👀 Reacting to Jayden Daniels playing just 3 snaps vs. the Lions


    😂 Tailgate Ted thinks Julian Good-Jones needs a name change


    🚨 Did Adam Peters create a problem by not adding a veteran backup center?


    🧱 Will the offensive line have enough chemistry after key players missed significant time in training camp?


    🏥 Going through the entire list of injured Commanders and ranking our level of concern


    🔥 What do we need to see from Washington during the upcoming joint practice with the Ravens?


    Tune in for plenty of Commanders talk, opinions and laughs

    1 hr 5 min
  • "Braves on the Warpath" episode 210

    🎙️ DMV Mess Hall — New Episode

    • 🏈 Rally Captain unveils the new Home Game Rallies
    • ⚡ Jayden Daniels, the cease & desist fallout, and why fans shouldn’t worry about it affecting him on the field
    • 🏟️ Back at NW Stadium and checking out the new affordable food options
    • 🎶 “Braves on the Warpath” is officially back in the Fight Song
    • 🚑 Mariota is injured again — what it means for the QB room and the final 53
    • 👀 Should Jayden play in the preseason?
    • 🏈 Joint practices vs. preseason games — what matters more?
    • 🔥 Sonny Styles’ lack luster performance against Miami
    • 🦵 Drew Stevens wins the kicking competition
    • 📋 How Mariota’s injury impacts other players fighting for roster spots
    • 🍟 And yes… FREE McNUGGETS!
    1 hr 5 min
  • "Next Man Up" Episode 209

    🏈 DMV Mess Hall — Episode 209: Next Man Up

    The Tunsil injury has thrown a major curveball into Commanders training camp, but this team doesn’t have time to feel sorry for itself. We’re talking NEXT MAN UP as Brandon Coleman moves back to left tackle and the Commanders figure out how to keep the offense rolling without one of the league’s best blindside protectors.

    We kick things off with a look at the new Commanders show intro from Master Chief, tease our Home Opener Rally, and explain why it might be time to revoke Philadelphia’s status as the “City of Brotherly Love.” Plus, why Week 1 is actually the perfect time to invade Philly for the Eagles matchup.

    Then we get into the big questions:

    💥 How much does losing Tunsil really change this team?
    💪 Can Coleman recreate what he did at left tackle in 2024?
    🔥 Can this offense still thrive without Tunsil protecting Jayden Daniels?
    🎯 Stefon Diggs is already making his presence felt — what does adding him mean for this offense?
    🏆 When was the last time Washington had two 1,000-yard receivers?
    📈 How many wins does Diggs actually add to this team?
    📉 How many wins does the Tunsil injury take away?

    We also talk about a hungry Jayden Daniels, how badly we want to see No. 5 get some preseason reps this weekend, and why the kicking competition is officially getting ugly.

    And before we wrap up, we give you the three things we're watching most closely when Washington takes on the Miami Dolphins.

    The adversity is here. The expectations are still high.

    Next man up. Let’s see who’s ready.

    🎙️ DMV Mess Hall — Where Washington football lives.

    55 min

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