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DMV Mess Hall episodes

  • "Growing Pains" episode 223

    The Rams loss left us with plenty to talk about, and trust us, we're not holding back on the latest DMV Mess Hall!

    Why couldn't Washington slow down Puka Nacua? What is going on at center? Why didn't they take a shot at the end zone? And why does this team look like it's playing scared?

    We get into why Adam Peters deserves more blame than Dan Quinn for this disastrous season, try to figure out what the Commanders' identity actually is, and discuss why some fans are already calling for Mike Tomlin.

    Plus, is this week's game officially a MUST-WIN? And will Washington finally have an answer for the blitz?

    The questions keep piling up. It's time for some answers! 🔥🏈🍷

    #HTTC #Commanders #RaiseHail #DMVMessHall

    1 hr 2 min
  • "RIP Fan of the Year" episode 222

    🏈 NOW WE HAVE TO ROOT FOR THE EAGLES?! 😂


    The boys are back, and there's plenty to unpack after the Commanders' win over Philly!

    We relive the atmosphere in the stands, the 10-0 hole, the turning point in the game, Jayden's growth as a leader, and FINALLY seeing a consistent pass rush. We also talk about the Steve Wilks impact and whether this team can carry that momentum vs LA.

    Plus, is Rally Captain the LAST Commanders Fan of the Year? 👀

    We look ahead to the Rams, discuss why they're beatable, break down 3 things Washington needs to do to get the win, and talk about Stafford's mistakes this season.And of course, we've got a Tailgate Menu Tease! 🍖🔥


    Can the Burgundy & Gold make it two in a row? Let's talk about it!#HTTC #Commanders #RaiseHail #DMVMessHall

    58 min
  • "What Does It Take?" episode 221

    🏈 WHAT DOES IT TAKE? | ELGSES WEEK!

    It's Eagles Week, and the boys are back with plenty to get off their chests on the latest DMV Mess Hall!

    We start with the devastating news that Terry McLaurin is done for the season and the possibility that we've seen him wear Burgundy & Gold for the last time. Whatever happens next, Terry deserves our support.

    Then we get into the million-dollar question: What is it going to take for this Commanders team to play FOUR quarters of football?

    After getting embarrassed in the first half against San Francisco, the Commanders looked like a completely different team in the second half. Where was THAT team earlier, and can they build on it to turn this season around?

    We also get into:

    • Our thoughts on the Steve Wilks hire and whether everyone in the organization is on the same page.

    • Why you need to bet with your head and not your heart.

    • The NFL keeping Commanders–Eagles in primetime despite ticket prices dropping.

    • A look at the next five games for the NFC East and whether the division is still within reach.

    • Fans who have already given up. If you're out, just be out!

    • How the Commanders managed to MOVE UP in the power rankings after another loss.

    • Our 3 keys to beating the ELGSES!

    There's still plenty of football left, but at some point this team needs to stop talking about what it's capable of doing and actually DO IT.

    It's Eagles Week. What better time to finally put four quarters together? 🏈🍷🔥

    #HTTC #Commanders #RaiseHail #DMVMessHall

    58 min
  • "24-Hour Rule" episode 220

    🏈 24 HOUR RULE! TIME TO MOVE ON!

    The boys kick things off by thanking everyone who responded to the teaser from our last episode before turning their attention to San Francisco!

    We're tired of rehashing THAT final play and question how some fans are already ready to move on from Jayden Daniels. It's time to have a short memory, learn from our mistakes, and make sure we don't repeat them.

    We discuss why having Jayden still gives this team the benefit of the doubt, share details on the upcoming San Francisco rally, and break down 3 things the Commanders MUST do to get a win on Monday night.

    Plus, we get into the Due Theory! 👀

    The past is the past. Time to focus on the 49ers! 🏈

    #HTTC #Commanders #DMVMessHall

    54 min
  • "Self Destruction" episode 219

    After one of the most unbelievable endings we've ever witnessed, the boys try to make sense of what happened against the Giants. Why does this tie feel worse than the Dallas loss, and did the players even know they were out of timeouts?

    We break down DQ's explanation of the final play, Blough's inability to prepare for the Giants' Zero Blitz, the continued presnap penalties, and the glaring lack of situational awareness. Who deserves the most blame?

    We also discuss the growing pains of two rookie coordinators, DQ's job security, who could take over if he's fired midseason, and whether this disaster could be the beginning of the end.

    Where do the Commanders and their fanbase go from here? Despite everything, Jayden Daniels, brace and all, still gives this team a chance.

    Plenty of frustration, plenty of questions, and no shortage of opinions on the latest DMV Mess Hall!

    #Commanders #HTTC #DMVMessHall #JaydenDaniels

    55 min
  • "No Horsing Around In London" episode 218

    🇬🇧 Tailgate Ted is flying solo before flying to London!

    Tailgate looks back at the win over Seattle and why the stats lied, Sonny Styles stepping up, Mariota managing the game, and Kain Medrano answering the call when Chenal went down.

    He talks Luvu potentially returning, speculates on why the Commanders are bringing back Ekeler, and addresses the ridiculous idea that there’s somehow a QB controversy in Washington.

    Then it’s all about London! 🇬🇧 Tailgate runs through the fan events happening across the pond and previews Sunday’s matchup with the Colts — slowing down Jonathan Taylor, being UNDERDOGS in our own London home game, and a chance to get back to .500 and stay in the NFC East race.

    Next stop… LONDON! 🏈🍷

    #Commanders #HTTC #DMVMessHall #NFLLondon

    31 min
  • "Sell Your Tickets Then" episode 217

    🏈 The home opener is finally here!

    The boys break down the first Home Game Rally of the season, talk about their excitement for Sunday, and how social media negativity is raining on everyone’s parade.

    We react to all the “doctors” on social media speculating about Jayden’s injury and recovery timeline, discuss Washington treading water until he returns, and revisit the false narrative that his teammates abandoned him.

    Plus: Cake Without Icing, Rally answers the big London question 🇬🇧, AI gives us reasons Washington will win Sunday, we preview the upcoming podcast schedule, and name 2 players who HAVE to step up for the Commanders to get the win.

    Sunday can’t get here soon enough. HTTC! 🏈🔥

    51 min
  • "Déjà Vu" episode 216

    🏈 The season is NOT over!The boys break down Jayden Daniels’ injury and push back on the narrative that his teammates left him on the field. We talk about Jayden cooking before the fluke injury, whether DQ should have kicked the FG or gone for the TD, and of course… Mikey "StandStill". 😂We also revisit whether surgery was ever an option for Jayden last year before getting into a HEATED debate: Should Kaliakmanis get the opportunity behind Mariota, or should the Commanders bring in another veteran?Plenty to debate. Let’s get into it. 🏈#HTTC #Commanders #DMVMessHall

    1 hr 1 min
  • "Leveling Up" episode 215

    It’s Dallas week—and the rivalry is officially on.

    We’re kicking things off with the details on Rally’s first official away-game rally of the season, then asking the question that always gets people fired up: how did so many local fans become Cowboys fans in the first place?

    On the field, Washington faces a huge test against Dallas’ offense. We debate whether Mikey Sainristil brings the ball-hawking 2024 version of himself to Texas—or whether the Philly struggles follow him into this matchup. Plus, after one wild week of football, are the standings actually telling us anything, or are fans already overreacting?

    Jayden Daniels cannot be expected to play Superman every snap. We talk about what the offense needs to do to help him, and whether Brian Blough’s play calling is doing enough to put the young quarterback in position to thrive.

    Then we close with the latest Commanders stadium renderings. The vision looks big, the excitement is real—but what does “affordable” actually mean when it comes time for fans to buy tickets, parking, food, and everything else that comes with game day?

    Dallas week. Rivalry week. Let’s get into it.

    1 hr 4 min
  • "Encouraged?"

    Well… Week 1 certainly gave us plenty to talk about.Rally recaps his trip to Philly, we talk about taking the Commanders +5.5, and remind everyone: Mute and Move On. 😂


    We break down our initial reactions to the game, question what happened with Sainristil and how short his leash should be, react to the Diggs TD celebration, and discuss why fans at home aren’t always seeing the full picture.


    Are we encouraged or discouraged by what we saw against the Eagles? Why didn’t Jayden run more? And what the hell happened on Hurts’ 3rd-and-18 scramble?

    It’s one game. Take a breath. The season is just getting started.


    59 min

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