The 21-Century gives mankind many opportunities to trade privacy for a hit of dopamine. A photo goes to Instagram and an opinion goes to Twitter, sure; but now you can give the very blueprint of life to a corporation called Ancestry. Science can unlock your family history much faster than Genealogy can, for the mere price of giving up your most sacred password. Join Mat & Veronique as we try to get into your genes.

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