Do Film Reels Dream Of Celluloid Heroes?

Here is me trying to make an Audiobook, it is the short story that the perfect movie Memento is based on by Christopher Nolan Enjoy

Greetings Pilgrims, 

Today I review the ultra surreal but somehow hypnotic thriller Fresh.

Till next time,

Where I will be reviewing "Turning Red", which Ironically could have been the title for also this movie.

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And I'm... Back...

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It seems just like the Uncharted franchise itself, 

Just when you think I am done, I come back, like a jump scare at a funeral...

To soon?

Till next time where I will either be trying to wrestle with a Dog, a Lannister or a Duke (none of them sound ideal really)

I am The Good Bloke With The Bad Jokes 

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Today I try to understand what it means to be a King's Man and why it ever got made in the first place.

This film is the definition of..

"Chaotic bad"

It sounded funnier in my head.

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I am the Poet With The Motive. 

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Today I return to you by actual popular demand...

Lets start strong with The Matrix 4...

A film which is the literal embodiment of why you don't go back to your ex's...

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I am The Film Critic Without Limits 

Greetings Pilgrims',

Today I look at a film that came out almost 20 years ago (I know, time! Am I right?!?!) in Candyman 1992.

Will it be as sweet as any of us remember or.... something about luquish? (people don't like that do they?)

Till next time,

Stay safe my friends 

Greetings Pilgrims,

This week I am trapped between a Rock and a Blunt place with Jungle Cruise 

(come on that joke was funny)

Till next time,

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Greetings Pilgrims,

Today I review a movie that has a very different kind of Squad goals...

it's The Suicide Squad

Till next time when I will be in Cruise control..

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Greetings Pilgrims,

Well, that crazy boy has only gone and done it again... This time its about the not to subtle metaphor for the sands of time..

Still who ever thought of M. Night as subtle?

Till next time,

Stay safe