Shannon and Jess break down, and lightly roast, four different videos from some Bachelor Nation favorites - starting with Hannah Ann and ending with the newly appointed Bachelor Nation "King of Cringe". Packed full of roasting, genuine pro tips from real professionals, and some slight judgement - this episode will definitely be a fun break from astrology. 

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In the second week of the off-season, Shannon takes us on a comprehensive journey through the birth chart of The Bachelor. Along with a teaser for Shannon's new project, a retelling of one of Jess's birthday, and many metaphors - you'll learn how things that have occurred within the franchise have literally been written in the stars. 

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Shannon and Jess decompress after an exhaustive season to talk about their first Bachelor-free Monday night, favorite cartoons, Mars in Gemini, celebrity chefs, and of course we couldn't' forget to sprinkle some Bachelor Nation news in every now and then. There is also a psuedo-commercial for a company that doesn't know we want to advertise for them yet. 

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Shannon and Jess say goodbye to this historic season of the Bachelor, and discuss their feelings about the equally historic ATFR (sans Chris Harrison for the first time ever). We break down the final episode and talk about Michelle and all of her perfection, the astrology behind Matt's relationship with his mom, the iconic John the Scorpio, and a lackluster ending that we predicted from the beginning. 

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Shannon and Jess recap the Fantasy Suites episode, discuss their love for Taco Bell, start a shallow dive into Astral Cartography, and break down Rachael's manipulation and how it's laid out in her chart. 

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 Content Warning: Chris Harrison and Taylor Nolan's tweets and response are discussed until timestamp 1:20.   

Shannon and Jess discuss the this season's Women Tell All. We discuss our feelings on Taylor Nolan's tweets and the initial response as well as talk about the most tight-lipped Tell All in franchise history.   

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Shannon and Jess discuss the eighth episode of Season 25 of the Bachelor. We discuss Serena's power play this episode, continue trying to guess Matt's moon and rising signs, Clare is a Pisces (we don't care what you say about it) , and also hometowns happened.   

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Content Warning: We spend the first 50 minutes of this episode discussing Chris Harrison and his recent behavior, specifically his interview with Rachel Lindsay. The topic of racism is brought up, and the content discussed may be triggering or emotionally exhaustive. Please listen with discretion.   

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Shannon and Jess discuss the seventh episode of Season 25 of the Bachelor. Shannon takes us through the show’s birth chart, the women and the Taurus full moon, we debunk Scorpio stereotypes while showcasing the powerful Taurus ones, and Pieper has the most Leo exit of all time.    

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Shannon and Jess recap and break down the sixth episode of Season 25 of The Bachelor, and Tyler Cameron has made his first appearance! We break down MJ's final moments, Heather Martin's surprise visit, and we've got some feelings about Matt's rose tease for our girl Katie.   

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Shannon and Jess recap and break down the fifth episode of Season 25 of The Bachelor, and karma has entered the building! We discuss Jessenia's Scorpio placement, the perfect Venusian dates, and more Gemini and Sagittarius shenanigans.  

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