Hey hotties. On this episode, we discuss how the Timberwolves are the most .500 team of all time. We also shower praise all over our beloved Kyle Anderson, as well as inquire into the West's playoffs standings and figure out who we want the smoke with. We also engage in another two table reads with TimberTales, which as you can recall, is the bit where we type script ideas into ChatGPT and then it spits it out back at us. They are WEIRD. Please let us know if you like or hate this bit. And then finally, Durf lies to us during Random Wolf of the Week. See you on social media! We are @NoPantsCrunch. Please leave a review too and remember to leave baguettes out for Rudy.