This week, we’re breaking down Pattaya’s nightlife —because not all bars are created equal. From the laid-back, open-air beer bars where you’ll probably end up playing Connect Four with a stranger, to the hush-hush clubs with their own brand of mischief, we’ve got the inside scoop.

We’ll take you through the neon-fueled go-go bars (spoiler: it’s a spectacle), and the nightclubs where the real chaos kicks in once the clock strikes “why am I still awake?” Along the way, we’ll drop tips on bar games, haggling like a pro, and a few eyebrow-raising encounters that you’ll either laugh at—or quietly relate to.

It’s equal parts survival guide and comedy show, perfect for first-timers who don’t know where to start, or veterans who think they’ve seen it all. Either way, consider this your roadmap to Pattaya after dark—no judgment, just good stories.

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