This week, we’re breaking down Pattaya’s nightlife —because not all bars are created equal. From the laid-back, open-air beer bars where you’ll probably end up playing Connect Four with a stranger, to the hush-hush clubs with their own brand of mischief, we’ve got the inside scoop.

We’ll take you through the neon-fueled go-go bars (spoiler: it’s a spectacle), and the nightclubs where the real chaos kicks in once the clock strikes “why am I still awake?” Along the way, we’ll drop tips on bar games, haggling like a pro, and a few eyebrow-raising encounters that you’ll either laugh at—or quietly relate to.

It’s equal parts survival guide and comedy show, perfect for first-timers who don’t know where to start, or veterans who think they’ve seen it all. Either way, consider this your roadmap to Pattaya after dark—no judgment, just good stories.

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Strap in, because this week we’re dragging you through Pattaya’s wild nightlife scene—no helmet required. From the infamous Soi 6 and its short-time shenanigans, to the neon chaos of Walking Street, and the beer-soaked jungles of Soi Buakhao, Tree Town, and LK Metro, we’ve got stories that range from hilarious to “did that actually happen?”

We’ll also peek into the clubs of Soi Boomerang and the Dark Side, where things get… well, let’s just say “interesting.” Along the way, expect tips on bar etiquette, haggling without being ripped off, and how to navigate unexpected encounters (because you will have them).

Packed with laughs, personal tales, and more than a few eyebrow-raising moments, this is your guide to surviving—and actually enjoying—Pattaya after dark. Whether you’re a newbie or a night owl pro, this episode will help you party smarter, not harder.

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Think of this one as your unofficial survival guide to Thailand—with extra emphasis on Pattaya. Aida and Aaron run through the golden rules (and a few absolute deal-breakers) for making it through your trip without looking like a clueless tourist.

From respecting Thai culture and getting local customs right, to figuring out bar buses, packing light, and haggling without being that guy, it’s all here. Expect stories of cultural slip-ups, bar etiquette lessons, and even a crash course in the fine art of buying prodection abroad (yes, it’s a thing).

Mix in practical tips, personal mishaps, and plenty of laughs, and you’ll have everything you need to avoid rookie mistakes and actually enjoy yourself. Bottom line? Be respectful, be up front… and whatever you do, don’t be a dickhead.

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Daytime in Pattaya isn’t just about recovering from the night before (though, yes, that’s an option). In this episode, we dish out the best things to do while the sun’s up—whether you’re flying solo, honeymooning, or wrangling a whole crew of mates.

We’re talking scooter adventures, Thai massages that’ll twist you into a pretzel (in the best way), poolside lounging, and slightly less “relaxing” activities like gents club tours, shooting galleries, and go-kart racing. Plus, the must-sees: the jaw-dropping Sanctuary of Truth, botanical gardens, rooftop bars, Tiger Park, floating markets, and a shopping center or two (because you’ll need new flip-flops eventually).

Add in plenty of laughs, some questionable travel tips, and a suitcase mix-up story you won’t believe, and you’ve got your ultimate guide to making the most of Pattaya’s daylight hours. Basically—it’s your daytime playbook, with a side of sarcasm.

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This week, we’re pulling back the curtains on where to crash in Pattaya—because let’s be honest, choosing between hotels, villas, and condos can feel like speed dating. They all look good on paper, but once you’re in… well, sometimes the “exterior doesn’t match the interior.”

We’ll break down the pros and cons: hotels with their questionable security and “sir, no guests after 10pm” rules, villas that turn into accidental party houses, and condos where you suddenly discover your neighbor has a karaoke addiction. Expect practical tips, cautionary tales, and a few laughs that may or may not involve towel shortages and dodgy décor.

Whether it’s your first trip or your fifteenth, this episode will help you find the right spot to sleep, party, or hide from your mates when you’ve had enough. Think of it as TripAdvisor—only with more sarcasm and way better stories.

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**PSA!!** Pattaya Down Under is going to be LIVE at the Heat Lounge on Soi Lengkee from 5pm Friday 12th Sepember (Indochina Time) and will be LIVE STREAMING to our subscribers on Patreon from 10pm AEST (7pm Intochina Time) that same night! So, either come join us for a cold beer, or - if you're not in Pattaya and if you're not already subscribed, jump on over to patreon.com/pattayadownunder and subscribe now!!

This week the crew tackles everything you need to know before you even set foot in Pattaya. We’re talking flights, visas, travel insurance (because you will do something stupid on a scooter), and why airport fast-track might just save your sanity.

They’ll walk you through the Bangkok-to-Pattaya shuffle, the real story on accommodation, how not to get ripped off changing money, and which phone plan won’t leave you stranded mid-bar crawl. Oh, and the must-pack essentials you’ll thank us for later (spoiler: it’s not Vegemite).

Expect the usual Aussie banter, a few cheeky travel tales, and enough practical advice to make you look like a seasoned pro—even if you’re just here for the first time and can’t pronounce “Pattaya” properly yet.

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This week, Aida and Aaron rope in Mark and Fred to give first-timers the survival guide to Pattaya. From figuring out how to even get there without being fleeced by airport taxis, to the correct way to say “Pattaya” without sounding like a total tourist, they’ve got you covered.

Expect recommendations like the mighty Eureka Lodge (yes, it’s a thing), tales from the bar scene (beer bars, beer gardens, go-gos… oh my), and a loving ode to the true culinary hero of Thailand: the 7-Eleven toastie. They’ll also let you in on the best transport hacks, like why Bolt beats haggling in the street any day.

It’s part travel tips, part bar crawl, part comedy roast of anyone who dares order a plain burger in Thailand. If you’re new to Pattaya—or just want to laugh at those who are—this one’s your roadmap.

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We’re back, baby!

In this very first episode of the new Pattaya Down Under, we spill the beans on how this madness started, how he who shall not be named ditched us, and how Aaron got roped in.

We swap wild Pattaya stories, laugh about listener meetups gone sideways, and plot “totally professional” future business trips (read: excuses to drink).

01:49 Meet the New Co-Host: Aaron

03:27 Future Plans and Listener Engagement

17:11 Exciting Bar Opening and Meetup Plans

18:48 Future Episodes and Topics Teaser

21:42 Community Building and Listener Interaction

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Hey guys,

This is the final episode with Steve-O.

It has been an absolute blast and its been and awesome ride.

Thanks to Aida for everything and helping me to learn so much about the world of Thailand and specifically Pattaya, I've loved the journey and looking forward to what the boys will bring to the new podcast.

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Reading out listener email and discussing our future plans for the podcast.

Steve0 is leaving and Aaron will be stepping in.

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