So, why did Craig take little Alfie with him to the department store when he knew that Cybermen were stomping around? How did that huge Cyber-chestplate fail to fit the stocky young father, and just why don't Cybermen live up their names and actually try conquering Earth via the Internet (as opposed to "earpods")?

Christian, Brian and James discuss Closing Time in-depth this week, with particular attention played to Stormaggedon, Dark Lord of All, Cybermen, and somehow we even got onto the Doctor's age...

Our weekly Kasterborous podKast (with a "K") continues with analysis of the penultimate episode of Doctor Who Series 6 and some speculation about the finale, The Wedding of River Song.

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