Bill Gates has unleashed his army of modified mosquitos on Florida, Erika Marsh's bewildering tweet, London hiring functionally illiterate people as cops in the name of diversity, and a self-tanner fan gets accused of blackface on TikTok.

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Doctors Call V*ginas 'Bonus Holes', Sovereign Citizens, Gay Cakes & Acceptable Conspiracies

Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.

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Kobayashi gulps his last glizzy, Terrence Howard has reinvented mathematics, and a woman attempts to steal a truck but can’t drive stick.
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Women Pay Thousands of Dollars to Scream in the Woods, Congress Cat Fight, & Fatties end Red Lobster

Dr Jonathan Haidt joins the fellas to discuss why social media is bad for kids, college campus protests from a professor’s POV, and 3 bad ideas to guarantee a terrible life.

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JONATHAN HAIDT on Declining Masculinity, Smartphones Ruining The World & Academia Going Nuts

Rap beefs have gone nuclear, a giant hot dog in Times Square is somehow a statement on toxic masculinity, and RFK may have worms for brains.
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They Tried to Shoot Drake! Frat Boys vs Activists! & A Kinky DEI Trainer

Danny accidentally crashes a swinger party, a viral article claiming daily showers are performative may have an ulterior motive, and what’s the deal with Seinfeld’s new movie?

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5:07 - Shogun rules
6:43 - Ads on Rumble are nuts
10:32 - News reporting that Trump is grumpy in court
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1:10:30 - Unrealistic beauty standards / unrealistic personality standards
1:12:00 - OF advice reddits
1:16:44 - Crazy new prophylactic device
1:18:34 - Sexism in biker gangs???
1:25:00 - College Israel / Palestein protests
1:36:00 - What’s the deal with Seinfeld’s new movie?
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1:47:14 - Witches chiming in on not showering
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Blogger Says Biker Gangs Have a Sexism Problem! & America is one big Protest!

FIRE! Self-Immolation has never been more popular, Trudeau is turning his country into a sausage-fest, and the Normalize Psychopathy movement is gaining momentum.
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Doctors Call V*ginas 'Bonus Holes', Sovereign Citizens, Gay Cakes & Acceptable Conspiracies

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