Happy Hump Day, Crankers! The April 2nd episode is packed tighter than Keanu’s gun belt! We kick things off with the wildest National Days you’ve never heard of—and a few you might be celebrating wrong. Then it’s time for our signature segment, Hump Day Harmonies, where we go live with our brand new original song, “Doge Is a Finishin’”—a politically incorrect, full-throttle spoken-word country banger that pulls no punches! We also dive deep into Keanu Reeves’ possible return in John Wick 5, plus the news of a Caine comic book spin-off that’s about to get its own revenge story. Could the Baba Yaga be back? But hold onto your tinfoil hats—because Elon Musk just found OVER A TERABYTE of hidden data buried inside the U.S. Institute of Peace… and it might not be so peaceful after all. Plus:
🏈 The NFL says “not yet” to banning the Tush Push—will the brotherly shove live to fight another day?
🦇 Torpedo bats are exploding in popularity—are they revolutionizing baseball or just another gimmick? It’s truth, comedy, chaos, and Crankers-level crazy—all in one episode.

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