Brockway uses his vampiric powers to seduce Seanbaby and guest, Jamie Kelly, into his trap: This podcast about the 2002 movie Queen of the Damned, where Lestat the vampire awakens because nu metal is too sweet to sleep through. That's not a joke, that's seriously the plot. He joins a nu metal band and sings with the voice of Korn's Johnathan Davis! Still somehow not a joke!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 159, Queen Of The Damned With Jamie Kelly

Comedians and Garbage Archaeologists Seanbaby and Robert Brockway unearth and discuss pop culture artifacts that should never have been.

Comedy

In the final installment of the Wolf Child Trilogy, Brockway is again joined by Seanbaby and Merritt K to discuss Thunder in Paradise, the show about Hulk Hogan and a talking speedboat. Let's see how a single TV episode's plot changes when you replace the main character with a British warg, a little person toy genius, or Hulk Hogan fired out of a sentient speedboat. SPOILERS: It's surprisingly little!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 175, Thunder In Paradise With Merritt K

Brockway thought the Manimal podcast with Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, was such a good idea, they're doing it all again with one slight change: It's about The Wizard now, a show about a little person toy genius for the government! That used to be a career.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 174, The Wizard with Merritt K

Seanbaby meets the sinister businessman, Brockway, and lost little wolfgirl Merritt K for a podcast about Manimal - the 1980s TV show about a manimal. You get it.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 173, Manimal With Merritt K

Seanbaby invites Brockway and Tom Reimann back to discuss a movie they thought they actually loved as children: Short Circuit 2. They fucked up. They fucked up!

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 172, Short Circuit 2 With Tom Reimann

Seanbaby is struck by a bolt of lightning and miraculously given sentience! His first order of business: talking to Brockway and guest, Tom Reimann, about how dangerously horny the 1986 movie Short Circuit was.

Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 159, Queen Of The Damned With Jamie Kelly

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