Brockway and Seanbaby ask Brockway's wife, Meagan, for her cursed media origin story. She answers with Samson & Sally: a Danish animated film about cute lil' whale children on a search for the legendary Moby Dick. Along the way they'll find their families' corpses, the dancing dead of every war, insane irradiated walruses, and yes! Eventually they do find Moby Dick (dying from dementia).

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Robert is going to jail because you didn't buy his book. But it's not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund!

https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriendd

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Today Brockway, Seanbaby, and Merritt K are going to save America. By tapping the golden wisdom of Mister T.

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Robert is going to jail because you didn't buy his book. But it's not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund!

https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriendd

Seanbaby, Brockway, and Lydia Bugg watch shockingly famous rock stars run badly and drown quickly. It's 1978's Rock 'N Roll Sports Classic, featuring The Jacksons, Earth, Wind and Fire, Boston, Gladys Knight, The Runaways, Kenny Loggins, and more. Dan McQuade would have loved this. It's only missing Jeff Altman. RIP buddy.

https://everloved.com/life-of/dan-mcquade/

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Robert is going to jail because you didn't buy his book. But it's not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund!

https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriendd

Zak Koonce joins us for a follow up to last week's episode about Automan, the computerized himbo who can do anything. This time, cyber hunk hijinks and pixie boy jealousy collide as Automan becomes a male stripper. Take it off, Automan. Show us your .pkg.

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Robert is going to jail because you didn't buy his book. But it's not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund!

https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriendd

Automan ran for only 12 episodes in 1983 because the world wasn't ready for the story of a computerized man in a star wetsuit whose horny pixel sidekick can make a laser car out of anything. You know who was ready? Our guest, Zak Koonce!

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Robert is going to jail because you didn't buy his book. But it's not too late to help him win some creature comforts in prison. Every copy goes toward the commissary fund!

https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriendd

Remember the DOGGZZONE's very first episode? Remember the 2025 movie, Weapons? Ok. This is like that if you combined the two, but replaced all the witches' children with a GI Joe Action Pack Accessories kit... but less lethal. Join us as we welcome back Eddie Dotty to revisit the Deadliest Warrior!

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Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK.

https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriendd

Jamie Kelly's origin story is as beautiful and mysterious as a full moon... feature! Yes, it's time for Trancers 2, a seminal "film" brought to you by the brain trust over at Full Moon Features, Temu's Roger Corman Productions! Wanna know why Jamie's all messed up? These old Full Moon VHS tapes explain EVERYTHING!

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Jamie's band's TikTok:

https://www.tiktok.com/@this.island.earth.band?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK.

https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriendd

Famous dog pornographer William Wegman tricked the whole world into thinking his portraits of sexy, powerful women with the heads of Weimaraners were art. Come learn how he's responsible for breaking the brain of our favorite chaos gremlin, Hana Michels!

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Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK.

https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriendd

We take a look back at 2025, revisiting the lofty highs and actionable lows! A year jam packed with cursed movies, games, books and origin stories. People died. Seanbaby ate a kid. Half our guests wound up with lock jaw. But in the end, we found that comedy was truly the family we learned along the way. Also, Robert wrote a book.

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Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK.

https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriendd

David Bell joins us to talk about Straight Up, the D.A.R.E. program's most confusing attempt to save children from the horrors of recreational drug use. Starring Lou Gossett, Jr., Chad Allen, a drug detecting headband, and sexy, sexy heroin.

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Robert will go to jail if you don't buy his book. I know what you're thinking... This is NOT the time to be a wise guy. BUY HIS BOOK.

https://linktr.ee/killyourimaginaryfriendd