Tom Reimann joins the DOGGZZONE to discuss... cyber... stuff. Cyber crime mysteries? It's the 90's and just like the 90's none of it makes any sense. But none of that matters because Pen Jilett is there, which means you're gonna need a password to the sex dungeon. Whatever your password for your old Earthlink email was... that's the password. Line up for your Virtual Boy helmets, it's time for, "VR.5" - woof.

Also, BUY ROBERT BROCKWAY'S NEW BOOK, "I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200" by Robert Brockway, a Rappin' Robert joint, featuring the written word of Robert Brockway.

Hardcover: https://www.amazon.com/Will-Kill-Your-Imaginary-Friend/dp/B0DKB68X6F

NON-Amazon: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-will-kill-your-imaginary-friend-for-200-robert-brockway/1146656963

Look, we're all just having fun here right? Well STOP. It's time to get serious. You have two choices. Are you an ape fucker or a duck fucker? Take your tim-TIME'S UP. You've made your choice, the traveler has come. Zak Koonce and the rest of the DOGGZZONE are here to reveal your fate, you sad, sad zoophile. Shame.

Also, BUY ROBERT BROCKWAY'S NEW BOOK, "I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200" by Robert Brockway, a Rappin' Robert joint, featuring the written word of Robert Brockway.

Hardcover: https://www.amazon.com/Will-Kill-Your-Imaginary-Friend/dp/B0DKB68X6F

NON-Amazon: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-will-kill-your-imaginary-friend-for-200-robert-brockway/1146656963

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Merritt K. for a second round of DIRT BAG JEOPARDY! You weren't ready last time, how could you possibly be ready THIS TIME? No matter, we never undid you're straps! Your stuck! Welcome to the second best thing that has ever happened to you!

Also, BUY ROBERT BROCKWAY'S NEW BOOK, "I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200" by Robert Brockway, a Rappin' Robert joint, featuring the written word of Robert Brockway.

Hardcover: https://www.amazon.com/Will-Kill-Your-Imaginary-Friend/dp/B0DKB68X6F

NON-Amazon: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-will-kill-your-imaginary-friend-for-200-robert-brockway/1146656963

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Merritt K. Are you ready for the best game you've ever passively experienced? YOU ARE NOT. It's too late now... sit down strap in and be prepare for literally the best thing that has ever happened to you.

Also, BUY ROBERT BROCKWAY'S NEW BOOK, "I Will Kill Your Imaginary Friend for $200" by Robert Brockway, a Rappin' Robert joint, featuring the written word of Robert Brockway.

Hardcover: https://www.amazon.com/Will-Kill-Your-Imaginary-Friend/dp/B0DKB68X6F

NON-Amazon: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-will-kill-your-imaginary-friend-for-200-robert-brockway/1146656963

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Bryan Stratton to the podcast!

Gimme an F#, four on the floor, moderate rock! 1...2...3...4...

(verse)

ROCKSTAR ferret! He's the best at a fight!

ROCKSTAR ferret! Got his smokes and a light!

ROCKSTAR ferret! He's a weird place to start!

ROCKSTAR ferret! Gonna tongue fuck your heart!

(pre)

It's how gracefully you die that's important!

(chorus)

ROCKSTAR FERRET! ROCKSTAR FERRET! ROCKSTAR FERRET, YEAH!

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Buy Robert Brockway's new book... OR ELSE.

Hardcover: https://www.amazon.com/Will-Kill-Your-Imaginary-Friend/dp/B0DKB68X6F

NON-Amazon: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-will-kill-your-imaginary-friend-for-200-robert-brockway/1146656963

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Dan McQuade. Eurovision. Finally, ABBA squared. What more needs to be said? The goofing grounds are fertile no matter the year... It is time! Enjoy, you lucky so and so's!

We've worked out our demons now it's time to relax with a confounding game of,

"Manilmal Wizard Hulk Hogan Speedboat"

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Dennard Dayle. Today we're going to help Dennard become the world's next best selling author through cunning use of demonic favors! First we must choose the most helpful demon for our nefarious causes... Who could it possibly be?? Tune in to find out as we scour the Infernal Dictionary for the Secrets to Dennard's Success!

Buy Dennard Dayle's book, "How to Dodge a Cannonball: A Novel"

https://www.amazon.com/How-Dodge-Cannonball-Dennard-Dayle/dp/1250345677

NYT review: https://www.nytimes.com/2025/06/16/books/review/how-to-dodge-a-cannonball-dennard-dayle.html

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Patrick Reed for some ring side incredulity as two of wrestling most fearsome titan's... General Mills and Kellogg's oh god. Look, you have a favorite cereal, right? We'll, wait till the end to see if your brand loses. Spoiler: It does. Hard.

The DOGGZZONE welcomes back Hana Michels to trudge through a list of stage names and vague character arcs... Seriously. No wait, don't go! It's a lot more fun than it seems, especially if you're gay! And if you're listening to this podcast, well... we're not here to out anybody, but you're among allies <3