The boys drink too much and fall over their microphones while discussing Sam Harris, Sam Smith, who's allowed to be fat, Dworkin and MacKinnon, Zizekian Fistfucking, Mike's unhealthy relationship with Varg Vikernes, and why cigarettes are harder to quit than heroin. Featuring guest star "Frazzled Browning" from the New Frankfort School.

The boys discuss recent bank closures in the United States, 80s goth bands, the real reason for the Great War, personality disorders, and the hit new anime series Puella Magi LaRouche Magika.

The boys discuss Volodymyr Ishchenko in New Left Review, Godard's beef with Zelenskyy, original sin and divine "debt restructuring", why Nietzsche is for girls, Louis Vuitton's embrace of genocidal regimes (real), and lurid tales of the late drug-smuggling Queen of England (super real). Now featuring a forty-minute debate on the philosophy of language.

Test episode. Rife with bad audio. Forgive us.

The boys discuss Karl Ove Knausgaard's Summer essays, Raf Simons at Prada, the secrets of biotic oil developed by Nazi scientists (real). Marx has been cancelled due to an odious amount of francophobia as exhibited in his introduction to Capital.